#ass attack

[thedenofravenpuff]

And then his ass attacked me and that's a whole other story

@unhinged-mod

[normalaboutjungkook]

[babamehedi]

Ngl

[morawkstar]

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[rexmajestatis]

👋

(Hit His Royal Heinie meme | Accepting)

He doesn’t see it coming, and actually nearly jumps out of his skin, turning too quickly to face the…aggressor, and coming nose to…well, chin with Ignis. He blinks, bemused. Blatant butt-smacking generally isn’t Ignis’s thing, so it’s probably payback for earlier.

Despite that, Noct still feels like he needs to retaliate in some way.

…So, he slides his hands into Ignis’s back pockets to cop a thorough feel.

[rexmajestatis]

👋 (--sunshinetechnophile)

(Hit His Royal Heinie meme | Accepting)

Prompto touching his butt is not even remotely surprising, though the intensity of it is new. Noct jerks forward a step with something like a muffled squeak. Immediately, to distract from the noise he totally did not just make, he pulls his glove off, turns, and tosses the glove at Prompto’s face.

Why? It was the first thing to occur to him. And then he remembers what hitting someone with a glove technically means, and he’s already being an idiot anyway, so of course he says, “I challenge you to a duel.”

[rexmajestatis]

👋 "Here you go your royal highn-ass!"

(Hit His Royal Heinie meme | Accepting)

Aaaand suddenly there’s a hand there okay what the shit ow??? 

Definitely not Prompto’s hand.

The noise Noct makes can charitably be described as a squawk, and he stumbles forward a step before scuttling several more steps, out of immediate range.

Slowly, he peers over his shoulder, as if he’s expecting it to happen again, and he offers Gladio a look of almost puppyish bemusement.

“...Okay...? Can you maybe try not to break my pelvis next time?”

[rexmajestatis]

👋 One for every day of the week, buddy! ;P

(Hit His Royal Heinie meme | Accepting)

He hops forward a step with a startled yelp, before looking over his shoulder with an expression best described as a sullen ‘what the fuck?’ He’s accustomed to Prompto touching his butt without provocation, but ow?

For possibly the first time in recent, non-drunken history, Noct retaliates, smacking Prompto’s butt in return.

...He does sort of see the appeal, actually.