#ass destroyer

[not-me-burning]

i’m .so. sorry but i need to unburden myself of this cyclical thought: shane hollander 1000% had diarrhea after eating that tuna melt. bro has been eating no dairy&no processed food for so long and then the hottie of his dreams— that he cannot imagine doing something as domestic as making him a meal— offers him a hot cheesy sandwich and he’s like ‘of course i’ll eat that.’ no. that did not go well for him. it’s actually probably why he left.

[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

Badland Models

[springbeanz]

[a-gay-penguin]

I’m keeping a log of shit I’ve destroyed with my ass now it’s happened four times. (As of writing)

Plastic chair x3

Small plastic fan

[gooseh0nk]

fart master

[schrodingersundog]