Me: and so how was work did you get alot done? Jesse: if I say yes can I still work 7 hours? Me: I should tell you no... Jesse: just from that response? Me: and I shouldn't say yes to that because then you will know what not to say... when you want to get what you want Jesse: well bae! What else am I supposed to do? Ask? Well of course, you'd say. Let's change the subject what's annabelle saying? Me: she's laughing about George saying how I was wondering what my brother was using vegetable oil for... what he wanted to shove up his ass with it Jesse: she's reading Tumblr? Tell her to read me Me: she just went back to the scene of the crime.












