#assimilatedcavia

[sleepingvietnam]

Happy Giải phóng miền Nam, thống nhất đất nước :)

Mừng 30/4 và Quốc tế Lao động 1/5! 🎉🇻🇳

Các bạn có đi chơi đâu không? Mình thì chảy thây ở nhà 🌝

[marinashutup]

Seriously, start posting recipes of your food or I just might hangrily unfollow you (followed by ashamungerd follow you back immediatly after)

Hahaha my bad! I roughly used this recipe from The Happy Pear: https://thehappypear.ie/recipe/vegan-sloppy-joes/But it looks like Minimalist Baker’s recipe is probably more “authentic”:http://minimalistbaker.com/vegan-sloppy-joes/

[sleepingvietnam]

Vietnam is really beautiful :3

Thanks. Vietnam always welcomes you 🤗

[marinashutup]

What kind of food are you growing?

Right now I’m growing (or at least attempting to grow) yellow green beans (which sounds like an oxymoron), jalapeños, zucchini (which really has no chance since I don’t have enough space for it), and herbs (rosemary, basil, sage, and a sad oregano plant). 

[thegeminisage]

I‘m messaging you on behalf of oldcyborgmovie about her updated donations post, would you mind reblogging/queuing this? Thank you oldcyborgmovie(.)tumblr(.)com/post/140392098478

i cannot fucking believe this lmao

okay i’m gonna tell you guys a story. this is worse than the erica bullshit because these people aren’t bots they’re actual people and they’re FUCKING persistent and seem to be hellbent on ruining my fucking day, perpetually! i don’t even care about any of this AT ALL i am just trying to get it to S T O P

here we go, no cut, because i’m aiming to be rude and embarrassing:

step 1: reblog a post from @sophaldred, who i can’t even properly @ because i have her BLOCKED, to signal boost for her medical issues bc it seems like she’s in a bad way and thats the kind thing to do

step 2: 

i actually didn’t reply to these, didn’t signal boost again, just thought “ok thats kinda awkward” and let it go. in fact i DELETED THEM, totally ignored them, because i thought it would be politer not to embarrass her. unbelievable, i know. 

step 3:

STILL trying to be POLITE here, i actually fucking deleted this at her request, hold for that bullshit

step 4:

the link to this is here.

step 5:

i wish i had the reply, but my outbox was full. it was something like “fuck you, but i’m not an asshole, so ok, i’ll play ball. just leave me the fuck alone.” i was being fucking rude because i was and am fucking pissed as fuck, but i deleted the post--capped it thankfully because i have some goddamn sense in my head--but i deleted it because nobody deserves to be harassed, right? nobody. me included. ME INCLUDED

step 6: this motherfucking ask

i’m like--damn, this sounds familiar! and lo and behold @oldcyborgmovie who i ALSO can’t @ is also @sophaldred!!! surprise!!!!!!!!!

isn’t this incredible? i remember at one point this person had like sophaldredasklimit or something like that like 4 or five similar urls as extra blogs to send MORE ASKS listed in her description, it’s unbelievable

step 7: take time out of MY goddamn day, already a bad day, i might add--to type this fucking bullshit up. and i’m putting it in EVERYBODY’S goddamn motherfucking tag. let’s make this nice and embarrassing. super awkward for alllll the passerby. roll in it. and when you’re done... 

take. me. off. the. list. TAKE ME OFF THE LIST. this is NOT HARD. tell your ARMY OF SPAMMERS to f u c k o f f 

frankly, i prefer the bots. at least they’re funny.

[raptorific]

So how many skulls DO you have? And why don't your roommates have any skulls? Seems like they're losing out.

There’s the plastic one, the glitter one, the TINY plastic one, the crystal candle holder, the ring, and a couple of small rubber skeletons

[autisticheadcanons]

Everyone in Night Vale, except for Steve Karlsberg, is autistic.

^

[train-go]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

¯\_(ツ)_/¯:do you have any tumblr friends? if so, who are they?

Whoo!! In truth, I generally think of everyone as friends, and encourage people to do the same! Don’t be shhhyyyy :) I do have a few peeps on here that I chat with on the regular? @spadrill, @manwithoutborders @assassinwannabefitness @jitsbeginner33  @punishedcasey just to name a few!! :) Someday I hope I’ll get a chance to roll with these fine figures!! *___*!!!