Aug 14, 2013
Too Much Help
Boyfriend: *comes out after playing Skyrim* Ok Ash look so I was in this inn and there was this drunkard.
Me: And he stabbed you?
Boyfriend: .......No. So he's looking for a brawl and so I decide you know why not. So I throw a few punches and he's down and then out of no where my assistant comes in and STABS the guy! Now I'M wanted for assault!
Me: .............I think it's time to get rid of your assistant. Cuz apparently there is a thing as too much help.