#couple conversation

[huariqueje]

I can tell   -   Carlo D'Anselmi ,  2019.

American , b. 1991 -

oil on linen ,  12 x 9 in.

[hella-gay-okay]

How did I end up getting someone so amazing and gorgeous as you. You're perfect. ❤️

[i-dont-even-give-a]

"Jinks, give me the willpower to get up." "I just farted in there." "I'm out!"

[ashloh-blog]

Lol wut

So my boyfriend was joking about putting me in his tea. I retaliated by saying "it's like a hot tub but flavored" after realizing what I had said and both of us laughing about it I was told to put it on Tumblr. :3 THE END

[gigi-plop-boop]

High school couples

I was sitting in my school library today afterschool, when I overheard this conversation between this couple behind me.

Girl: School photos are on wednesday. Boy: What?  Girl: The school photos are on wednesday. Boy: Okay. Girl: Remember to wear something nice. Boy: I will do.

I just thought that it was cute that girlfriend was reminding the guy to dress up more nicely on wednesday for our school photos. But at the same time, it sounded like a conversation that an older couple would have. Like a wife reminding her husband to take out the bins? I dunno, maybe it's just me and my inexperience self .-.

[myboyfriendwontmarryme]

I shopped at American Apparel to get attention.

[ashers-g]

Too Much Help

Boyfriend: *comes out after playing Skyrim* Ok Ash look so I was in this inn and there was this drunkard.

Me: And he stabbed you?

Boyfriend: .......No. So he's looking for a brawl and so I decide you know why not. So I throw a few punches and he's down and then out of no where my assistant comes in and STABS the guy! Now I'M wanted for assault!

Me: .............I think it's time to get rid of your assistant. Cuz apparently there is a thing as too much help.

[666per100]

Honey : There's only my heart and what's between my legs that I don't control in 100%

Me: .. It's what makes that I control you a lil

Honey: Yes, in a way