#assistant jon

[garchivist-the-sequel]

[well… that certainly had been an eventful day… at least Izzie could be a bit more help on this whole ‘unknowing’ situation now though…]

[now came the problem of actually finding Gerry. Which was turning out to be harder than she thought. Did Gertrude’s filing system eat him or something??]

[she ran into one of the assistants on her search.]

(ooc: the ask is sent from @dread-powers-dumbass)

[izzie ran into jon. he looks disheveled, as always, but moreso now.]

h-hey, er. what was your name again? sorry, i’ve not seen you very often. do you know where gerry is?

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Throws Jon down the stairs

[martin catches him and they stare at each other as if they’re in a romcom instead of a horror podcast]

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Jon, what do *you* think of Martin’s new… desolation-ness

…

jon?

…er.

…you can’t be serious.

look, i mean this, and i don’t mean it to be corny, but. you looked hot.

[martin groans]

i’m sorry! it’s true! how else am i supposed to react when you go all knight in shining armor for me and melt a mannequin?

you could at least pretend to be horrified.

oh, because i’m notorious for being such a good liar.

[garchivist-the-sequel]

Jon, Jon you there?

@wren-of-the-flock

[jon’s slow to wake up, but he manages it. he blinks. he feels dehydrated.]

wh…

[garchivist-the-sequel]

[ hello archival assistants! I heard you've been wondering about your archivist! ]

…who are you?

we have…

what are you doing here?

what do you know of him?

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hey doesn’t Izzie know something about Breekon and Hope?

wait, she does?

@dread-powers-dumbass ?

[garchivist-the-sequel]

he would

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“…Gerry why is there a random cat in the archives?? And why is was it standing on Jon’s desk trying to use the keyboard? Like, I’ve seen cats on keyboard before -god knows I’ve had to pick mine off enough times- but this guy was genuinely writing stuff? Did you end up with a cat avatar??” - @basra-of-the-crows

jon got turned into a cat, that’s just him