I keep thinking bloodymary stuff is jmart, which is absolutely unreasonable but still happening for some reason

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I keep thinking bloodymary stuff is jmart, which is absolutely unreasonable but still happening for some reason
jmart fan fiction
part 1
Jon was a bit drain. His once curly hair that was neatly comb back now in his face and messy.The tie he had on careless left on the floor. He mutter about 'idiot coworkers' and 'Tim being unorganized'.He was going through the tape that he messed up. Let's just say this wasn't his best day and Elias wasn't going to make it better
."And here was have our archivist.. Who is sitting on the floor at the moment" Elias say with a bit of mocking and a small smirk.Jon rolled his eyes and looked up seeing Elias and a new person?
"Shut up Elias, who is this and why is he in the archives" he say with a bit of coldness and a glare toward the newbie."This is Martin Blackwood. Your new assistance. Tim said you might need one and I believe he is right. You look like a mess" Elias gesture to the state of his office.
"I don't need an assistant. I need Tim to do his damn job" Elias rolled his eye at that and dismissed him."Yes yes I've heard your complaints." He waved dismissively. "But for now train your new assistance. He'll need it" before jon could complain more Elias was already walking away leaving Martin standing at the door way like a stray kitten left in the rain.
Jon look at Martin with a cold glare as Martin shrink back nervous."Well.. Martin.. Are you just going to stand there or going to help me?" He says coldly as Martin fumble with the notebook he was holding close to his chest.
"Oh.. Um right.. H-how can I help you?" Martin sounds nervous and scared but wanting to help"Well for starters you can help me organize these tapes instead of standing like a wet cat" he say as he goes back to work.Martin struggle to help Jon. He didn't understand the way tapes were written and kinda just.. Threw them into a pile too scared to ask for help.
30 minutes past as they worked in silence.. Well it was more Jon dismissing Martin question or waving him off.Tim walked into Jon office and notice the two of them he smirk a bit.
"Well Elias finally listen to me? See isn't it better to have a assistant to cheer up your old grumpy self?" Tim tease with a smirk holding 3 new letters in his hand as he leaned on the door frame.
"Yes appearly he takes what you say into consideration." Jon say with an eye roll and a mutter to low to hear. Tim looked over at martin"So who is the newbie anyways? Don't leave me in the blue""Oh.. Um I'm.. M-martin.. Martin.. Blackwood" Martin says nervous with a shakey extended hand as Tim took his hand and shook it firmly."Nice too meet you! I'm Tim the only fun cool one here!"
"More like the only one who doesn't do work" Jon mutters.Tim dramatic grab his chest. "ME?! Never. Come on Martin I'll show you around this big place ok?"Jon rolled his eye as Martin nodded and followed Tim away from the office..
PART TWO COMING SOON
Martin being jealous and possessive over Jon is adorable and absolutely hilarious. Like, sorry Martin, but no one in the entire world even likes your pathetic wet rat of an eldritch monster boyfriend, let alone wants to date him.
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I'm 39, Scorpio, she/her, although I'm somewhere on the genderfluid spectrum. Sapioromantic, demisexual. Neurodivergent, hyperaestesiac, aphantasiac. Introverted, by I'll talk your ear off if you let me! I'm also pagan. I live with my SO and two cats.
Currently obsessed with The Magnus Archives and Teaholding, and more recently with Malevolent. Still grieving the destruction of Good Omens. I'm also a manga fan, although I know little of what is trendy these days. I'm a massive timeless sucker for CLAMP, though! I enjoy watching figure ice skating.
My fanfics:
The Magnus Archives:
Just a Touch (rated G, Jon/Martin, Halloween fluff with light angst, season 1)
A Lifeline (oneshot, rated T, Jon/Martin, post-episode 176: Blood Ties, emotional hurt/comfort)
Smallville:
Smallville Memoirs (series, rated T-M, Clark Kent/Lex Luthor, WIP - pre-written, updated every 1-3 months until complete)
Good Omens:
Under the Samhain Sky (rated T, canon-compliant, romance and adventure set in pre-Christian Ireland)
Yuletide Whispers (rated T, canon-compliant, fluff & hurt/comfort)
You're Back (oneshot, rated T, canon-compliant, hurt/comfort, CW descriptions of migraine)
No Feelings So In Unison (oneshot, rated G, post-s2, hurt/comfort)
Fin (oneshot, rated G, post-Second Coming, bittersweet, meta)
A Wish Your Heart Made (oneshot, rated G, post-Second Coming, hurt no comfort)
I Believe I Am Owed a Toss (oneshot, rated E, very NSFW!)
My fanart:
Eyes on Me for my fanfic Yuletide Whispers (colouring page available)
The Light Finds You (colouring page available here) for Find the Light by klikandtuna
Magic (colouring page in the same post) for Sky Clear Blue by klikandtuna
If We Each Did Half a Miracle for There Is a Light & It Never Goes Out by PhoenixRose314
This Is Real (colouring page here) for There Is a Light & It Never Goes Out by PhoenixRose314
A Name Long Forgotten for Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
Where He Has Always Been for Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
Before the World Ends for Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
Weaving Memories for Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
My Ritual of Worship for Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
It Ends As It Began (a colouring page) for Don't Fall Away From Me by PhoenixRose314
Pretty sure if I was currently still in uni and attending that business english class where they had us give tons of wacky presentations I would try to make something about how Avatars work and what are the philosophical implications in them that would quickly devolve into me crying about jmart to the class
Sooo... I wrote my first E rated fic but it's in podcast format and all in squeaks 🤣
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86744446
Squeak
ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Summary:
Bat!Jon and Bat! Martin have sex but it's all in podcast format and everything is in squeaks 🤣
I laughed way too hard writing this
Thank you for your jmart art I love it so much it’s so sweet and soft I will sob /pos
Thank you! Here, have a spare sappy scribble:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86739461
Batty Bats Snuggle Party
ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Summary:
The Archives crew are all Honduran Tent bats. These little white bats are very furry, live in leaf tents, love figs, and generally live in groups of several females and one male. With all my bat fics and the fact that most the characters in the Magnus Archives aren't straight (or in Jon's case, into sex, which is something these bats tend to do) it got me to thinking... hehehe
It's a very short comedic fic, only 617 words