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Send me every text because I deserve them.

{ Text Meme | x }

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } Do you ever think fish have feelings?

Send ✘ for an unsent text

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } I’m kinda sorry.

Send ☠ for a threatening message

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } I’ll smash your skull in if you get anyone else to call me that--

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } I’m gonna squish your tum tum.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } I juat miaa your alit00

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{ jabbathehun | x }

[ sms to: ½ deadhun ] ………..if it helps, i genuinely did not think i would be coming back?

[ sms to: ½ deadhun ] I’M SORRRRRRRRY. U KNOW ME, I GET TOO STRESSED AND THEN I HAVE BREAKDOWNS AND DO RECKLESS THINGS.

[ sms to: ½ deadhun ] it just so happens that i did a majorly reckless thing and ran away to america…….. i got a real job tho. u can be proud of that?

[ sms to: ½ deadhun ] I’M SORRY, I’M THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD (つ﹏<)･ﾟ｡ LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } I’m not convinced sorry.

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } I KNOW BUT I WAS WORRIED! 3 OF MY BAES DISAPPEARED AT THE SAME TIME.

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } A real job you say? It’s not a boring 9 to 5 job is it?

{ text; sidekick extraordinaire } YOU’RE JUST DUMB BUT FINE. HOW WILL YOU MAKE IT UP TO ME MR WRECKLESS!?