Regarding my late anniversary gift to him
Me: I am somewhere between thinking you'll love it and thinking it'll annoy you too much to be useful.
Christopher: I'm excited, and having to wait is just going to make it all the better when it comes in
Christopher: Is it steak? Are you giving me a steak? Smothered in onions?
Me: Yes, I ordered you steak all the way from Greece but they messed up and sent it overcooked, so I needed to re-order it and now we have to wait for a whole new animal to be born and grow up into meat.
Christopher: Well, now with your 'annoying' comment I am questioning if you are ordering me a lamb that will just shout at me all day long.
Me: THANKS A LOT NOW YOU'VE RUINED THE WHOLE SURPRISE








