#assks.

[carcins]

You make me so angy

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9, 13, 20, 40

9. Is confidence cute?

DEPENDS ON THE CONTEXT I GUESS? IT CAN BE CUTE (APPEALING) JUST AS MUCH AS IT CAN BE CUTE (LAUGHABLE). 

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

PROBABLY HAVE A DRINK AND KICK DUAL’S ASS IN SMASH.

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

?

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

I WAS BORED.

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aw i like that you're happy and posting happy things (: keep it up

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE?

IT JUST HAPPENED THAT THERE WAS A LOT OF IT ON MY DASH WHEN I WOKE UP BUT I'LL TRY NOT TO AVOID IT SO MUCH IN THE FUTURE MAYBE.

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mean!anon : you are immediately able to discern the unweighted average value of any number set for 167893 seconds. also your hair's kinda stinky.

GENUINELY FUNNY MATH JOKE THANK YOU.

[carcins]

Tell us your favorite thing about your furbaby, Carc

CAN’T PICK JUST ONE. SO ALL OF HER.

SHE’S SMART AS HELL, ALWAYS EITHER AROUND ME OR DUAL WHEN WE NEED HER. ALL HER TOY STASHES ARE HIDDEN ENOUGH FOR HER TO FEEL SAFE BUT EASY ENOUGH FOR ME TO FIND IF SHE TAKES SOMETHING IMPORTANT, WHICH SHE NEVER DOES BECAUSE SHE’S THE BEST.

SHE’S SO FUCKING WELL BEHAVED. LOVES TO DO HER OWN THING, AND LOVES TO BE AROUND ME. SHE CURLS UP ON MY STOMACH OR LAP ALL THE TIME LIKE CATS DO. NEVER MAKES A MESS UNLESS SHE’S NOT FEELING WELL, THAT KIND OF THING.

SHE KNOWS A FEW TRICKS TOO, BUT IT’S LESS THAT I GIVE HER A COMMAND AND MORE THAT SHE JUST DOES THEM IN FRONT OF ME UNPROMPTED IF SHE WANTS TREATS, WHICH IS VERY FUCKING CUTE OF HER.

ANYWAY. IN CONCLUSION, BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

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[sollux voice] 2exy

I DON’T WANNA BE SEXY ANYMORE.

[carcins]

why don't you swear more?? you like never swear tf

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE THING ANYONE COULD HAVE FUCKING SAID TO ME. HELLO.

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10/10 husband, doesn't let me not take care of myself though and that's kind of lame but i guess it's fine.