#assorted youhein.

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❤ make it xtra gay 4 me

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME.  ll  @youhein​​  ll  accepting !

AFFECTIONATE Holding hands ( and lots of ‘inspecting’ hands as well ) | Cheek kisses ( like, unless it counts when he’s kissing everything of that face and also kisses. but i think that classes as smth else ) | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning ( maybe … but sleeping together?? trus t  ??????????? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhh no ) | Shared baths ( !!! ) | Whispers ( uhh yeah. and creepily possessive / affectionate ones, sure ) | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

SEXShower sex ( that’s a hazard, itachi, don’t want u breaking ur long legs now do we. also i. i do not want to break my legs. that was a no fuck off stop - hn n n - fu  ck – bATH. BATH OR I’LL PUNT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE SHOWERWALL, BITCH ) | Wall sex necking | Neck bites ( Sasori likes to hold fast and grind ) | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex ( lowered inhibitions?????? even less morality or filters????? wicked eyes and smirks and heightened sadism???? if yes then yes ) | Public sex | Backseat of car ( semi- confined spaces where he can use a lot of shit for leverage and also lock itachi in place?????? y e s sss ss s s s ) | BDSM | No sex

DATESPicnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum ( okay but they are going to snark abt everything, and be knowitalls. …or sasori is, anyway ) | Club ( heard Itachi ain’t one for those. Sasori likes getting lost in the crowd, but only for a little bit before it starts freaking him the fuck out ) | Bar | Beach ( he literally likes long chilled out strolls on the beach i’m gonna cry i’m sure it’s bc he’s getting in touch with his natural habitat aka salt ) | No dates

WOULD MY CHARACTER:

Marry them? Yes | No | …Have sex on the first date? Yes | No | the sheer amount of ways in which sasori can      have sex without ever actually having sex is overwhelming okay i can’t really      answer no bc he would be fucking itachi 3600 ways from sunday just by saying hi      how bitter do you take your coffeeConfess their attraction first? Yes | NoHave children/adopt? Yes | NODie for your character? Yes | No | … don’t. Cheat on your character? Yes | No | he’ll do what he wants and if that doesn’t work out      it doesn’t???  depends on what itachi wants out of a relationship, reallyLie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No 

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“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.” // we're gna start doing this vice versa thin g lma o

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s what he hates the most. [  listen, he spends enough time doubting his own realities  -  when he’s finally figured something out, it’s damn rude to call him a liar  -  thanks  ]irritation scrawls a familiar scowl across deidara’s features, scrunches up the bridge of his nose as he watches another’s back.

             “  yeah, you keep telling yourself that.  doesn’t make it true.  ”

--  that’s not the kinda wall to be broken, or made to crumble. doesn’t think himself capable of such a thing anyway, not with this guy, these walls.                                 isn’t the point.

     itachi doesn’t have to believe it.             a seat is claimed nearby - off to the side but within sight, far enough to remain in the periphery, yet close enough to be there.draws his knees up. forearms to cushion features that have already lost their frown.

                     might as well nap. this ... isn’t so much ‘gonna take a while’, it just ain’t gonna happen today.             that isn’t the point either.

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“ i’m not gonna do that. ” // somer-fucking-saults into ur inbox hi

affection && seduction starters  ll  accepting !

     “ ‘kay. ”

Unbothered and unfazed,  preoccupied by the tired stretch of jaws   (  their impending pop  ).   Alongside sunlight,  the heat of lazy contentment lightens one’s mood  -  encourages what whim decides that this spot right here amid Itachi’s sheets is a perfectly pleasant place to be.Vaguely,  a few mumbled nothings.

     “ --- but it would be real fuckin’ nice. ”

Another yawn.   His body is waking up despite sleep’s lingering haze over thoughts,  eager attempts to fend off the sunrise.

     “ I’m just sayin’.                An’ I’m really good with m’hands,   so’s not like you’d be losing out on a .... ”

Grammar opposes the sentence that would have become.   Trails off,  rewinds.       Gets lost.

           “ Backrubs are great,  okay?? ”      Yet another yawn,  eyes shut tight.“ Jus’ --- jus’ sayin’. ”