youhein replied to your post:someone mention dad jokes? fugaku is one.
CHOKE SON SPIT
c’mon ITACHI U KNOW IT WAS FUNNY


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youhein replied to your post:someone mention dad jokes? fugaku is one.
CHOKE SON SPIT
c’mon ITACHI U KNOW IT WAS FUNNY
❤ make it xtra gay 4 me
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME. ll @youhein ll accepting !
AFFECTIONATE Holding hands ( and lots of ‘inspecting’ hands as well ) | Cheek kisses ( like, unless it counts when he’s kissing everything of that face and also kisses. but i think that classes as smth else ) | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning ( maybe … but sleeping together?? trus t ??????????? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhh no ) | Shared baths ( !!! ) | Whispers ( uhh yeah. and creepily possessive / affectionate ones, sure ) | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
SEXShower sex ( that’s a hazard, itachi, don’t want u breaking ur long legs now do we. also i. i do not want to break my legs. that was a no fuck off stop - hn n n - fu ck – bATH. BATH OR I’LL PUNT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE SHOWERWALL, BITCH ) | Wall sex necking | Neck bites ( Sasori likes to hold fast and grind ) | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex ( lowered inhibitions?????? even less morality or filters????? wicked eyes and smirks and heightened sadism???? if yes then yes ) | Public sex | Backseat of car ( semi- confined spaces where he can use a lot of shit for leverage and also lock itachi in place?????? y e s sss ss s s s ) | BDSM | No sex
DATESPicnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum ( okay but they are going to snark abt everything, and be knowitalls. …or sasori is, anyway ) | Club ( heard Itachi ain’t one for those. Sasori likes getting lost in the crowd, but only for a little bit before it starts freaking him the fuck out ) | Bar | Beach ( he literally likes long chilled out strolls on the beach i’m gonna cry i’m sure it’s bc he’s getting in touch with his natural habitat aka salt ) | No dates
WOULD MY CHARACTER:
Marry them? Yes | No | …Have sex on the first date? Yes | No | the sheer amount of ways in which sasori can have sex without ever actually having sex is overwhelming okay i can’t really answer no bc he would be fucking itachi 3600 ways from sunday just by saying hi how bitter do you take your coffeeConfess their attraction first? Yes | NoHave children/adopt? Yes | NODie for your character? Yes | No | … don’t. Cheat on your character? Yes | No | he’ll do what he wants and if that doesn’t work out it doesn’t??? depends on what itachi wants out of a relationship, reallyLie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
youhein replied to your post
THAT WAS SO OGOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WASNT IT?? i actually felt it in my chest to see my girl finally setting sail
@youhein
YOUE S O BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCREECHES ;;///A///;; IM GONNA DIE OMG THANK YOU
youhein -sasuke killing all of konoha********
amber voice: FUCKING NICE.
spoopidori -In retrospect... imagine Naruto killing Sasuke because that was Sasuke's plan all along 8')))
what the fuck N O
feistyhabanero -And Kushina comes back from the dead and creates the Fifth Shinobi War. :'D
STAY IN UR LANE AUNTIE.
mudanaa -sasori voice: good riddance
karin voice: mmmmmhm. who needs him?
youhein youhein zaeimae: @scorpitailsbc u KNOW he doesnt...
you are 300000% right
showcases this to the world
youhein zaeimae: @scorpitails
bc u KNOW he doesnt participate in this nonsense …
is itachi the caretaker
he is if we poison his dango
@youhein if itachi is the caretaker he’s doing a SHIT job.