#youhein

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youhein replied to your post:someone mention dad jokes? fugaku is one.

CHOKE SON SPIT

c’mon ITACHI U KNOW IT WAS FUNNY

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❤ make it xtra gay 4 me

ULTIMATE SHIP MEME.  ll  @youhein​​  ll  accepting !

AFFECTIONATE Holding hands ( and lots of ‘inspecting’ hands as well ) | Cheek kisses ( like, unless it counts when he’s kissing everything of that face and also kisses. but i think that classes as smth else ) | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning ( maybe … but sleeping together?? trus t  ??????????? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhh no ) | Shared baths ( !!! ) | Whispers ( uhh yeah. and creepily possessive / affectionate ones, sure ) | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection

SEXShower sex ( that’s a hazard, itachi, don’t want u breaking ur long legs now do we. also i. i do not want to break my legs. that was a no fuck off stop - hn n n - fu  ck – bATH. BATH OR I’LL PUNT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE SHOWERWALL, BITCH ) | Wall sex necking | Neck bites ( Sasori likes to hold fast and grind ) | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex ( lowered inhibitions?????? even less morality or filters????? wicked eyes and smirks and heightened sadism???? if yes then yes ) | Public sex | Backseat of car ( semi- confined spaces where he can use a lot of shit for leverage and also lock itachi in place?????? y e s sss ss s s s ) | BDSM | No sex

DATESPicnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum ( okay but they are going to snark abt everything, and be knowitalls. …or sasori is, anyway ) | Club ( heard Itachi ain’t one for those. Sasori likes getting lost in the crowd, but only for a little bit before it starts freaking him the fuck out ) | Bar | Beach ( he literally likes long chilled out strolls on the beach i’m gonna cry i’m sure it’s bc he’s getting in touch with his natural habitat aka salt ) | No dates

WOULD MY CHARACTER:

Marry them? Yes | No | …Have sex on the first date? Yes | No | the sheer amount of ways in which sasori can      have sex without ever actually having sex is overwhelming okay i can’t really      answer no bc he would be fucking itachi 3600 ways from sunday just by saying hi      how bitter do you take your coffeeConfess their attraction first? Yes | NoHave children/adopt? Yes | NODie for your character? Yes | No | … don’t. Cheat on your character? Yes | No | he’ll do what he wants and if that doesn’t work out      it doesn’t???  depends on what itachi wants out of a relationship, reallyLie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No 

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youhein replied to your post

THAT WAS SO OGOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAA

WASNT IT?? i actually felt it in my chest to see my girl finally setting sail

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@youhein 

YOUE S O BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCREECHES ;;///A///;; IM GONNA DIE OMG THANK YOU 

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youhein -sasuke killing all of konoha********

amber voice: FUCKING NICE.

spoopidori  -In retrospect... imagine Naruto killing Sasuke because that was Sasuke's plan all along 8')))

what the fuck N O

feistyhabanero -And Kushina comes back from the dead and creates the Fifth Shinobi War. :'D

STAY IN UR LANE AUNTIE. 

mudanaa -sasori voice: good riddance

karin voice: mmmmmhm. who needs him? 

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youhein youhein zaeimae: @scorpitailsbc u KNOW he doesnt...

you are 300000% right

showcases this to the world

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youhein zaeimae: @scorpitails

bc u KNOW he doesnt participate in this nonsense …

is itachi the caretaker

he is if we poison his dango

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@youhein if itachi is the caretaker he’s doing a SHIT job.