Jan 8, 2021
k let's make it a thing since you're bored. fav kenny gifs, GO 👀
god i have SO many, it'd take actual years but here's a few
seen from Malaysia
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k let's make it a thing since you're bored. fav kenny gifs, GO 👀
god i have SO many, it'd take actual years but here's a few
i am,,, just a Hole SIR
BITCH!!!!! LOOK AT HIM!!!!!! WHO ALLOWED THIS!!!!!!!! TWO PEOPLE WERE REALLY LIKE WOW OK LET’S MAKE THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEN THEY DID LIKE????? THEIR POWER!!! ANYWAY BYE I’M HYPERVENTILATING OVER THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!
helloooooo i'm kinda tipsy rn so could we talk about how shy!hawthorne michael would act if he got drunk and how embarrassed he would be the following day once he learned about whatever wild stuff he did under influence? i'm sure he'd be a clingy, sloppy, horny drunk, a sticky, human-shaped mess that demands attention and kisses, doesn't let go of his partner even for a second, and completely forgets about his own insecurities and shyness skksdjdbbsdje blease
hey babe! sorry it took me a bit to get back to you with this. ily!
I feel like drunk!shy!hawthorne!michael would be a lot like drunk!me lmfao
okay but what about it being his first time being drunk? omg!!
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Michael held the small glass in his hand, cautiously swishing the clear liquid around. How much damage could a little over an ounce do, he asked himself.
All the warlocks had gotten together for one final summer celebration before the school year began. Normally, Michael steered of these parties, but after some convincing from his boyfriend, he found himself here. He nervously tapped his foot, glancing around as everyone around him socialized.
“Hey,” he heard his soft voice in his ear and a firm hand on his lower back, “It’s okay. I’m here.” his boyfriend reassured him. Michael swore no one knew him as well as Y/N.
“And you don’t have to drink that if you don’t want." Y/N told Michael already reaching for the shot glass in his hand. But much to his surprise, Michael pulled his hand away, “No, it’s okay. I wanna try.” he nodded.
Y/N nodded, giving Michael the freedom to choose; he knew he would stay sober regardless to keep an eye out for Michael.
“Take it, Langdon!” one of his other friends called out to the curly haired blonde, nervously holding his liquor.
With one final shrug of his shoulders, he tossed his head back and let the alcohol burn the back of his throat. He immediately grimaced at the taste; bad - but not as terrible as he expected.
He sure didn’t feel any different yet. Michael rubbed at the tip of his nose at the burning sensation reached his sense of smell, “It burns my nose,” he scrunched his nose at Y/N.
Y/N laughed shaking his head, “I know, babe. You want another?”
Michael agrees to one more.. that turns to two more... that leads to three more.
The first few shots go down so easily, Michael didn’t even notice he was becoming increasingly more drunk. Y/N watched as Michael’s balance started to falter with the increase in alcohol.
“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N..” Michael said between giggles, “I can’t feel my lips,” he pouted at him, fingers tapping his pink lips. “Kiss me! I can’t feel them!!” he swayed, wrapping his arms around his boyfriends waist.
Y/N chuckled softly, steadying Michael on his feet. Michael hid his face in Y/N’s torso, mumbling incoherently about how much he loved him, “Just love you so much you know?”
“I know, baby. I love you too,” he kissed the top of Michael’s head.
Warlocks everywhere were dancing and drinking, enjoying one of their last nights before classes began. Michael’s eyes trailed to an empty table in the middle of the party.
Without warning, Michael let go of his boyfriend and stumbled over to the table, climbing on top with impressive balance for as drunk as he was. He rose his arms over his head and began dancing to the music. Heat suddenly getting the best of him, he shrugged off his blazer and began to unbutton his (now sweaty) white oxford shirt. He got almost half the buttons undone before he got distracted by seeing his Y/N standing at the edge of the table holding his jacket.
“Y/N!!” he giggled, his face feeling warm and fuzzy. “I..” he pointed at him, “Love,” he couldn’t control the laughter escaping his lips, “YOU!”
“I love you too, baby!” Y/N responded to him. Michael was too drunk to notice Y/N’s phone snapping a quick shot of him.
The night continued with Michael proclaiming his love for his boyfriend, and his classmates, and the music, and everything.
“No, no, no.. I love this.” Michael pointed at his drink with too much enthusiasm. “Baby, try it!” he put his cup to his boyfriend's lips.
Y/N sipped his drink to make Michael happy and led him away from that crowd.
At some point, Michael found himself without Y/N. (Of course, just because Michael didn’t notice him, didn’t mean that Y/N wasn’t near by keeping an eye on him.)
“What! No! You’re my best friend!” Michael wrapped his arms around a boy he met that night. He gasped, “Have you met my Y/N?” his eyes search the spinning room, “Y/N?” he called out.
In the blink of an eye, Y/N is there with his arm secured around Michael.
“You’re here! This is my best friend!” Michael high fives the other, equally drunk, warlock.
“Yeah?” Y/N patiently humored Michael. “You think we should head back?” he suggested, already leading Michael towards the exit.
“Mm,” Michael just hid his face under his boyfriends arm. “Smell so good,”
“Thank you, Michael.”
“Do you love me?” Michael asked, gripping on to Y/N a little tighter in his drunken state.
“I love you so so much,” Y/N hugged Michael closer as they walked down the hall to their dorm (trying and failing to appear completely sober)
“Well. You owe me a kiss.” Michael pouted, swaying in Y/N’s arm.
“I do?” amusement evident on his face.
“I still can’t feel my lips and it’s because you haven’t kissed me,” the end of his sentence slurring a bit.
Y/N had held it together pretty well all night.
But that.
That had him rolling over in laughter; he tried to stifle his laugh to not wake anyone who stayed behind. But Michael’s innocent doe eyed expression, awaiting his kiss was too precious. It didn’t register that he felt numb because of the alcohol.
“I love you so much, Michael,” he said between the last fit of giggles and took Michael’s face in his hands, giving him the firmest, kiss he could muster. Michael felt like jello, with his mushy lips and heightened feelings.
***
“Argh,” Michael groaned as the softest specks of light filtered through his shut eyes.
“Rise and shine, baby..” Y/N mumbled from beside him.
“I feel like.. like I’m dying.” Michael covered his face with his hands.
“You’re just hungover, Michael. Here,” Y/N shifted up and handed Michael a water of bottle he had ready for him, “This will help.”
Michael sat up on his elbows and took a big gulp of the water, feeling the coolness wash into his dry mouth.
“Do you remember much from last night?” Y/N asked with amusement in his tone.
“Oh god.” Michael groaned, “Maybe I do wanna die.”
“No! You were a blast! Watch,” he pulled his phone out to show Michael a small clip of him singing and dancing on table tops with a few classmates.
Michael hid his face in his pillow, blush creeping towards his cheeks, “Oh my god,” he mumbled into the fabric.
“You were so cute, baby.” Y/N kisses Michael’s bare back. “I promise, everyone was just as drunk or more. You have nothing to worry about,”
“Promise?”
“Promise,” Y/N answers, brushing back some on Michael’s hair from his eyes. “I love you.”
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OKAY SO AFTER NOT WRITING FOR SHY!HAWTHORNE!MICHAEL FOR MONTHS HE IS BACK! THANK YOU @asstichrist FOR ALWAYS PROVIDING INSPO FOR HIM! I KNOW I HAVE A FEW UNANSWERED SHY BOY ASKS AND NOW THAT I AM IN THE GROOVE FOR HIM I WILL TRY TO ANSWER SOME MORE! YEE YEE. THANK YOU.
doggo ✔️ glasses ✔️
i see your doggo + glasses and present sleeping + doggo 😭🥺
kenneth please act like a gentleman and close ur legs
no but he Will put his hands down 🥴😳
ARE TOU WATCHING HARD TO KILL BITCH
NO ALEX SHELLEY ISN’T EVEN THERE AND I’D HAVE TO SEE THE GOOD BROTHERS SO WHAT’S THE POINT
I am in emotional distress
me @ kenny n don!!!!!!!!!!!!
you're not ready for THIS
wait ok hold up hold on hold the fuck on are you SERIOUS!!!!! I REALLY WASNT READY FOR THIS AT ALL I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT HIT BY A TRAIN AND ITS NAME IS ADAM PAGE