#aster no

[actualaster]

I never claimed to be full of GOOD ideas, just ideas.

:p

[karda]

i am going to eat you

what the fuck

[goron-king-darunia]

"When I'm spoken, I am broken. What am I?" Richter: "Silence." Aster: "McDonald's Ice Cream Machine." Emil: "Me."

[albatris]

aster doesn’t know how to drive. the truck runs entirely on magic. aster found it and was just like “ok cool”. aster straight-up doesn’t have a license. aster is breaking like twelve laws on a daily basis

[actualaster]

*lecture voice*

The Polwigle is Round, therefore it is the Ideal Shape for a Smol Friend making it Peak Cute.

This view is further supported by their possession of a Derpy Face that makes them the epitome of "head empty, no thoughts" in terms of facial expression.

[actualaster]

actually “god gave me hands and i like to make that everybody else's problem”

basically just sums up my entire existence tbh

[actualaster]

Every couple months I see this account on some Tumblr post, either from likes/reblogs or a comment, and it's almost a where's Waldo situation for me at this point bc I just keep wanting to scream for you to return to Richter already if you're alive

Well you see, anon, I’m actually a ghost.  I was killed and instead of begin dragged into hell by demons, I ended up dragged into this hellsite instead where I’ve been trapped ever since.  :D