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Demarii: *becomes a knight strictly because the local bard is cute and I want her to write songs about me*

Asterimus: *becomes a bard strictly because the local knight is cute and I want to write songs about her*

Sizzle: *becomes the village idiot because of a chemical deposit in the well behind Sizzle's house*

Krakle: *becomes the evil wizard because the local strong knight is cute and I want to get beaten by her*

Chaos: *dumps my evil chemicals in the well behind some random dude's house*

Demarii: I don’t think your mother approves of me…

Asterimus: Don’t worry about it. She doesn’t approve of me, either.

Asterimus: Demarii, how many kids do you have?

Demarii, surrounded by the entire Ash Tribe: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Asterimus recruiting clerics: Life hack: you don't have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

Sizzle: The floor is lava!

Demarii: *helps Mayner onto the counter*

Krakle: *kicks Crest off the sofa*

Caius: As you can see, there are two types of relationships

Mayner: Please don’t make fun of me if I use dated cultural references, okay? It's been a while since I was human. Are we cowabunga on this?

Demarii: *sighs* Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this.

(How demarii asking asterimus out went idk I wasn't there)

Demarii: date me

Asterimus: will there be potato

Demarii: 7 whole potato

Asterimus: we ride at midnight. bring potato

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