Asteroid Uglia
Quentin Matsys - A Grotesque old woman, 1513.
It's maybe a little silly, it maybe a little bit embarrassing, but it's still Astrology.
Welcome to the horrible world of asteroid 318794, or Uglia: named actually after the Ukrainian Humanities Lyceum (UGL in Ukrainian).
This s what I found from the charts where Uglia is prominent, i.e. tightly conjunct a planet:
People with Uglia conjunct Jupiter often get positive results from being ugly. There are two celebrities I've found who have a really tight conjunction of Uglia and Jupiter in their 9th harmonic, and when I looked at them I realized: "Yeah, they're kind of ugly." And since it's the 9th harmonic, it's not really that apparent, but when I thought about it, it was how they looked that helped make them who they are, and was PART of their success.
But this "ugliness" is mostly having a face, or rather head, that isn't symmetrical. And often there's a certain dose of MASCULINITY that comes with that. A kind of oafish beauty, and an animalistic charisma.
Asteroid Uglia can mean not only physical ugliness, but a situation that's ugly. Especially if it's activated in Synastry. People who have asteroid Uglia conjunct your personal planets or points can maybe seem viscerally ugly to you. Or maybe you have ugly interactions with them.
I've also found a pretty famous singer with Mars conjunct Uglia, and Mars represents TEETH. And when I looked I saw: "Yeah, this lady DOES kind of have ugly teeth." Mars in Vedic astrology can represent best friends, so yeah, when I looked, her best friend was kind of... ugly.
I just want to say, at the end - I'm sorry to all the people who will find this asteroid in their chart. Sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie!
P.S.
If you have a prominent Uglia in your chart, or maybe find something that disagrees with this reading in other peoples charts, please, leave a comment about it! Because this asteroid probably needs some decent research to find out its true meaning.
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Uglia conjunct Sun - You have an ugly father, you gain recognition for being ugly, your ugliness makes you famous.
Uglia conjunct Moon - You have an ugly mom. Sorry.
Uglia conjunct Mercury - You were an ugly kid. sometimes when you talk, it can turn out - ugly.
Uglia conjunct Venus - Your art is ugly. You like ugly people, and ugly women. You have a taste for the ugly (i.e. bad taste) You have an ugly car (Vedic).
Uglia conjunct Mars - You're attracted to ugly men, when you have sex, it's UGLY. When you fight with people, it quickly turns UGLY. You have an ugly brother.
Uglia conjunct Jupiter - Your ugliness helps you: people just LOVE how weird and ugly you are.
Uglia conjunct Saturn - You are blocked by ugly people, your ugliness is an obstacle in your life, you become ugly as you get older. Old people are just ugly to you.