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Oh, okay!! Okay. Wow. Huh. But bots are people too, right? Do they get anything out of sexual pictures of humanoids? How are they going to scam me out of money if they’re the ones paying me? I won’t message them though I guess oh well

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@mechanicalwilds Hi!! Who are you? Are you another Guardian? How’d you find my blog so fast? Not that that’s a bad thing I’m glad you did, nice to meet you! I’m Astor. :D

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I’ve now punch-killed exactly 100 Hive wizards in the past week!! That’s a new record! Viridian’s been very helpful keeping track. :)

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This was our 2nd ball, the first one fell off the tower and I went down to get it but I couldn’t and I died instead.

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Did you know that exos run on vex radiolaria that's been processed by Darkness energy?

Just a neat science fact!

:( What? What?? Every part of that is really bad??? Oh no does that mean my friends are slowly turning into Vex isn't that how that works has it been happening forever I've never heard of it happening and Bea's been around a long time and she's okay but it's in them and it's bad and scary and are they being controlled this is no longer a nice day.

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Some of the images on this website are just? Broken? Including my header? Is that a thing? Does anyone else see that? Is that normal?

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Hey! Hi! It’s a nice day! I’m gonna do fun stuff!! :)

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But why does it happen? I didn’t know images could break? They’re digital files how do you break one of those??