@astrallithid
"L'Oreal is like, so overrated."
"Just because they do a cool commercial once doesn't mean they're best for hair. Do you know they use silicones in their shampoo? Listen."
She runs a hand through her own spotlessly sparkling locks, just for show.
"Pantene Sleek & Shine has a formula that's silicone-free! So if you wanna go all oolala-I-can't-believe-he's-not-Fabio to your smooch-partner, buy that instead!"
"....also use my friend code for 2% discount at checkout okay I'm trying to restart my influencer empire here."












