#astridbjorgman

[hugofrollo]

Who in Walt do you hope to see get together this year?

I was going to say it might be good for everyone to get with Jesus this year, but it occurred to me that people might not realize that was a joke. 

So, in an attempt at a serious answer, it would be nice to see @tonelatour end up in a happy relationship. Everyone deserves happiness obviously but I’ve known her a long time and have known nothing but kindness from her and it’d just be very nice to see, I think. And @emiliafitzherbert too, she’s a highly decent person who seems like she’d appreciate a relationship. My best friend @astridbjorgman deserves the world also, but I’m unsure what routes she prefers as far as relationships versus experiences of another definition go. I wouldn’t want to wish anything upon someone that they wouldn’t want.

[charlielabouff]

fuck, marry, kill: emilia, astrid, serenity

fuck: i’m pretty sure i’ve said this a million times,  but ren. ( @serenitytriton ) marry: emilia because she’s sweet and i know her better than astrid! ( @emiliafitzherbert ) kill with kindess: astrid!!! see what i did there. ( @astridbjorgman ) 

[hugofrollo]

TEXT ✉ HUGSTRID

Hugo: 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

Hugo: I was looking through all the emojis on this phone and I saw the dogs and it made me have a flashback

Hugo: And I was wondering if it was too soon to go back and see the puppies? 👼

Hugo: I wonder if they miss us as much as we miss them.

[hugofrollo]

It wasn’t a date. Even if that’s what Astrid had technically “bought” him for, it wasn’t a date. It was giving to charity, with the added joy of getting to spend time with a friend. That’s why they had agreed to meet in the park, without him walking to her door and picking her up. That’s why, instead of flowers or chocolates, he had garbage bags and trash-pickers by his side on the bench where he sat, waiting. Granted, he also had a bouquet of plush unicorns waiting to give to Astrid at the end of the night when he walked her home, but that was just as a thank you for not letting someone else buy him.

He was still smiling  at the thought of the actual auction when he thought he saw Astrid approaching and he got to his feet, for some weird reason bowing upon sight. He chalked it up to having never spent an evening with someone who won him in a charity; he didn’t know how to behave. He knew Astrid, though, and so he held out one arm for a hug. “Lady Bjorgman, thank you for joining me today. I did promise a nice dinner, but for now, what do you say to an appetizer of some anti-littering?” He chuckled then paused, feeling the need to add “And have I thanked you today for getting me at the auction before I spontaneously combusted? Because, seriously, thank you.”

@astridbjorgman

[serenitytriton]

I ship you and Astrid. Sex marathon.

Y’know, I heard something about her being more…exploratory. And it’s weird, but I totally think I’d have a sex marathon with Astrid Bjorgman… Unless she’s going to be the one friend of my brother’s I don’t sleep with... Which will make Rosalie fair game, sweet! Either way, it’s a win.

@astridbjorgman

I ship you with ______!

[enchantedevents]

YOU TWO HAD 90% COMPATIBILITY

@lanalumos, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp by the fountain. She will be wearing white, and will be the girl with the unicorn mask. Have a lovely time!

@astridbjorgman, you’ll be meeting your match at 8:00 pm sharp by the fountain. She will be wearing pale pink/tan, and will be the girl with the pearl hair pin. Have a lovely time!

[serenitytriton]

V'Day is just around the corner. If you could set your bff up with anyone, who would it be?

@dylantriton with anybody that will whisk him away on a magic unicorn made of promises of a better tomorrow. So, @astridbjorgman? Inono, man, I think she’d at least make sure he had fun for a night.

@luikapu with @asterolympus already.

@rafehook with @hugofrollo so Hugo can help him find Jesus.

*Obviously withholding Gwen since she’s already taken.

**And Mel too, I guess.

[hugofrollo]

V'Day is just around the corner. If you could set your bff up with anyone, who would it be?

Let’s see. My best friend is @astridbjorgman but I honestly can’t quite guess what she likes. I’d suggest her other best friend and my best choir friend @emiliafitzherbert out of principle, as they’re both kind and good and warm hearted people and because I’m totally cool with non-straight people despite popular belief but I get the feeling that if they wanted that, it’d have had happened already, so I’m not going to play God. I’ll just be happy when she does find The One, whoever her one may be.