Zodiac thing based off things
Aries: consider this - I do what I want, lol fuck your rules
Taurus: not sure what is going on 99% of the time tbh but ok sure let's just roll with it
Gemini: is a brat, hates doctors, how dare you give me what I want without my permission
Cancer: no mercy 360 no scope, 11/10 will stab u in the back again
Virgo: inadvertently does the thing wrong while trying to do the thing right
Libra: chill until u harm anyone close to them, god save your soul
Scorpio: salt, salt, salty af, is the goddamn ocean, also mom friend
Sagittarius: just wants to do the right thing bless, slightly stale cinnamon roll
Capricorn: the bro to end all bros, broski, brozilla
Aquarius: 10/10 will sell you out for a doctor's clinic
Pisces: will plot to kill u even if they think ur cool