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The Sign As A Disney Princess

Aries: Merida

Taurus: Aurora

Gemini: Anna

Cancer: Ariel

Leo: Elsa

Virgo: Belle

Libra: Cinderella

Scorpio: Pocahontas

Sagittarius: Jasmine

Capricorn: Tiana

Aquarius: Mulan

Pisces: Rapunzel

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Cutest Couples

Aries x Gemini: Funny couple.

Taurus x Cancer: Cute and unexpected.

Leo x Libra: Confident and goals!

Virgo x Scorpio: Over-protective of each-other.

Sagittarius x Aquarius: CONSPIRACY COUPLE!

Capricorn x Pisces: Daydreamers.

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The Signs As Epic Comebacks

Aries: *Is told "what are you looking at?"* I'm looking at the reason why double doors were invented.

Taurus: How many licks of my Popsicle 'til I give a fuck? One,two, three, four, five... you obviously don't catch the hint, I give zero fucks.

Gemini: I was gonna give you a ugly, nasty look, but you already have one.

Cancer: Sorry... I'm no plant expect, but you're certainly an annoying prick.

Leo: So, if you are what you eat, then you must be a big, fat dick.

Virgo: So I went and googled who gave a fuck, but my name didn't pop up.

Libra: I have heels higher than your intelligence. And I don't OWN heels!

Scorpio: I was going to call you stunning, but my dad told me to never lie.

Sagittarius: You are such an intelligent, gorgeous young lady... oh, sorry, thought we were in a lying competition.

Capricorn: The guy who tells you to be yourself... he gives bad advice.

Aquarius: If the zombies came, you'd be safe, since they only eat brains.

Pisces: *is called any mean name* You know, I've been called worse, like your [mom, girlfriend, etc.]

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The Sign’s Faces

Aries: Dave Franco

Taurus: Jon Cozart

Gemini: Scarlett Leithold 

Cancer: Madelaine Petsch 

Leo: Logan Lerman

Virgo: Kaya Scodelario

Libra: Dakota Fanning

Scorpio: Charlie Puth

Sagittarius: Jonah Marais

Capricorn: Lucas Till

Aquarius: Ryan Newman

Pisces: Kiernan Shipka

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The Signs As Lyrics

Aries: "Your stare was holding, Ripped jeans, skin was showing."

Taurus: "This is the part of me that you're never gonna ever take away from me."

Gemini: "Just remember what your old pal said, "Boy you've got a friend in me.".

Cancer: "Never planned that one day, I would be losing you."

Leo: "I'm a boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!"

Virgo: "Don't you worry child, see, heaven's got a plan for you."

Libra: "I'm standing at my locker, but all the boys keep stopping."

Scorpio: "I am the one, don't weight a ton, don't need a gun to get respect on the streets."

Sagittarius: "I've been tryna fix my pride, but that shit's broken."

Capricorn: "All the other kids with the Pumped Up Kicks, you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun!"

Aquarius: ""Her head was far up in space, she needs to come down to earth."

Pisces: "I always thought I would sink, so I never swam."

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One Good Thing And A Flaw About The Signs

Aries: They're sporty; they like to brag.

Taurus: They are fun; they are stubborn.

Gemini: They're funny; but don't know where to stop.

Cancer: They're sweet; but very clingy.

Leo: They're confident; a little bit too confident.

Virgo: They love to help; they are too selfless.

Libra: They love loyally; they hold grudges.

Scorpio: They are smart; but don't know how to use this.

Sagittarius: They have a pure heart; but act mean not wanting to seem weak.

Capricorn: They're responsible; pure snobs.

Aquarius: They're highly clever; but very envious.

Pisces: They are daydreamers; but they get distracted.

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The Sign's Cute Nicknames And Who Invented Them

Aries: Ari; by Libra

Taurus: Tau-Tau; by Cancer

Gemini: Gem; by Capricorn

Cancer: Cannie; by Libra

Leo: Sweet Bean; by Libra (aren't they so cute?)

Virgo: Virgin; by Sagittarius

Libra: Lily Bran; by Gemini

Scorpio: Scarp; by Aquarius

Sagittarius: Saggy-tits; by Leo

Capricorn: Horns; by Leo

Aquarius: Aqua; by Scorpio

Pisces: Fishy; by Taurus

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Teacher Hates vs. Teacher Loves

Teacher Hates: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces

Teacher Loves: Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn