#comebacks

[animentality]

[ririwithrice]

epic comebacks that werk every time

i hope a moose sits on your house

what are you, some kind of monkey?

melons have more intelligence than you

i’ll eat your entire family in a week

i’d rather lick one billion rats than lick you

at least i’m not part of da goofy association

what if i told u were asleep this whole time

ur face is funnier than an upturned lobster

im a swagasoaurus ur a dumbasoaurus

i’m a president and will smite u uwu

[prplocks]

ᴄᴏᴍᴇʙᴀᴄᴋ: sᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴇɴ

spill the feels

reblog if you save

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[black-quadrant]

every time you fail

every time you're knocked down

every time someone leaves

every time someone tries to destroy you

every time the world bruises your spirit

come back stronger come back stronger come back stronger come back stronger

[googleplaysore]

[corporationsarepeople]

[agirlwithglam]

combacks.

its not called being rude honey, its called defending the princess (you) from the disgusting dragon (them).

rude jokes:

"you're ugly"

1) bimbo mentality. what do you mean? *innocently.* i mean you're ugly. but im just kidding i dont get it.. can you please explain the joke?

2) pretend you didn't hear. sorry, what did you say? i said you're ugly but i was jk. i can't hear you.. pls can you say it louder? ugh.

3) make them feel self conscious. a) oh.. you've got something in your teeth. oh shi- *proceeds to check teeth* *pity face* aww its still there! sorry gtg! *model walk away* b) ohhhhh i get it now. get what?? *sly smile* oh um nothing. *model walk away*

4) kill them with kindness. You’re right! I am soooo ugly and insecure about myself! But you are literally so pretty tbh. Too bad the inside isn’t like that, otherwise you’d be sooo loved and unstoppable! Um- er well I-

5) be plain serious. *look them dead in the eye* thats not funny well i just meant- no. that can be one of the worst things you can say to someone. you're lucky i love myself, but if you said that to anyone else they can get severe depression. do not say something like that again. *don't laugh about it. be serious.* It was just a joke. That just a joke can really hurt people. Never say it again. Ok sorry.

other: that makes no sense hold on a sec i'm busy you'd know wouldn't you? you see it in the mirror everyday! *just look at them in a disgusted way like Blair Waldorf. up and down, appalled at the behaviour.*