Oct 3, 2014
twistedtxle. && hazel-shock. && atalantaeyal. have crossed Salem
"Are you okay?"
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twistedtxle. && hazel-shock. && atalantaeyal. have crossed Salem
"Are you okay?"
✖✖✖✖✖✖!!! (Those probably look weird bc I'm on mobile lmao)
//No, they look fine, dear. BUT THANKS SO MUCH OMG ILY!
[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
[text] HOW?!
[text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
[text] You gotta do what you gotta do when you have to shit.
[text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart.
[text] There's a place on main that sells such a lipstick, you're on your own for the drink.
[text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us
[text] I don't think those exist on my body anymore.
[text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
[text] How high/drunk were you?
[text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever
[text] Are they double stuff?