To my dusty ass best friend, Guess what day today is? Today is the day where I (sadly, kidding) have to be nice to you. You wanna know why? BECAUSE ON THIS DAY, YOU GET TO IMAGINE MY PUMPKIN DANCING GIFS WHILE ME SINGING SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS ON PS4 TO YOU. Okay bye bich...................KIDDING. I suck at these things but today is your day sister! It's your BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. Anyways, today is all about you! Which means, I get to bug you more than usual. My dusty ass best friend, I'm so happy to have met someone like you. Because, you understand sarcasm and honestly you're one of the few people I can always count on. Good or bad, you're always real with me. Who would have thought we would have gotten super close? Damn, and you know how I know we're SUPER CLOSE? I know because I'm writing you this that'll probably make no sense lol. As I was saying, MIAH, THOR (I thought your halloweeen name said Thor, but it said Thorn unless I'm confusing you lmao ignore this), MINAKO, DUSTY, BICH, JOHN CENA'S WOMAN, I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY I AM SO GLAD TO CALL YOU MY BEST FRANNNNN! I CAN'T WAIT TO KILL PEOPLE ON THE FORTNITE WITH YOU, CAUSE WE'RE GONNA WIN THE FORTNITE DAMMIT YEAHHHHH! Happy Birthday, love you, where's the party?
MIAH IS THE BEST MIAH NUMBA ONE *CLAPS* MIAH IS THE BEST MIAH NUMBA ONE *CLAPS*