ateez as people in my philosophy class
hongjoong: the one who asks questions
this guy just wants to make sure his notes are Perfect. he asks so many questions but is very respectful and is as non-disruptive as he can be. he uses the “raise hand” function in zoom and doesn’t just call out or interrupt. if there’s questions in the chat that the professor isn’t looking at, he’ll be the one to ask for the class.
seonghwa: the professor
such a sweet man, seonghwa is the professor of the class!! he’s so patient and kind and makes even the smallest bits of class fun, like asking us to turn on our cameras just so he feels less lonely. he assigns a lot, but it’s just because it’s a complex subject and he wants to make sure we have the understanding needed to pass the class and have a good time doing it.
yunho: the one who shows off his pets
every time someone mentions animals, yunho is there to show off his pets. sometimes he’ll just bring them on screen to chill, and other times he starts playing with them in the middle of the lecture. much to hongjoong’s chagrin, the chat quickly veers away from educational content and towards “omg yunho your cats are so cute!!” or “wow what kind of dog is that?” and he’ll respond to every question in the chat. he especially loves when the professor catches sight of his pets and compliments them.
yeosang: the one that you’ve never seen or heard before
is yeosang even awake for the lectures? he’s in the meeting, but his camera is off, he’s muted, never types in the chat, and even when the professor puts the class into breakout rooms, the group he’s with hardly even notices he’s there. of course he is awake, and despite being on his phone for most of the class, his notes are immaculate. thinks he is being enigmatic but really, he’s just a wallflower. a for effort though!
san: the one who is always in the chat
san honestly may as well have muted the lecture. half the stuff he writes in the chat is not at all pertinent to class, and does he even know what philosophy is? he’s more focused on making friends (or party buddies) than he is on getting good grades. he’s totally capable of passing the class, but just isn’t interested in applying himself in this case. he definitely tries to ask the professor for extra credit at the end of the semester, but as much as the professor likes san, he’s not gonna give him the extra credit lol.
mingi: the one who has a dope zoom setup
he’s all out on the zoom setup with a greenscreen, a nice gaming chair, and even a professional quality microphone. it’s like he’s a twitch streamer, but he really just wants to look and sound professional for his zoom classes. nobody else sees the point of it, but mingi hasn’t had much contact with other people due to corona so he really wants to make sure that he’s presenting himself the best he can to some of the only people he sees on a regular basis. such a kind boy who does his best to be friendly and kind to everyone else.
wooyoung: the one who won’t shut up
a lot of students in a philosophy class seem to think that they are superior. the sort of holier-than-thou mindset where they feel the need to tell everyone their whole life story and share way too much about everything. it all starts with one question to the professor, but instead of letting the professor actually answer the question, he keeps interrupting and trying to make it about himself when he just asked a yes or no question. arguably the most annoying type of student ever. (love you wooyoung)
jongho: the one who subtly flexes
he’s not the most active during discussions, but when he answers a question, you know he’s got a big brain. he has perfect notes, but isn’t very vocal about it like hongjoong. jongho is like the best person to be in a breakout room with, especially if you haven’t done the reading. he’ll gently reprimand you and tell you to make sure to do it next time, but won’t make you feel bad, and will explain all of the key points to you. also every one of the other students think he’s the cutest and will always respond to his discussion posts.
idk where this came from but uhhhhh here we are. i hope this doesn’t come across as wooyoung bashing lol but he really is the kind of person who doesn’t know when to shut his mouth (but i love him for that!!) i hope everyone is having a good day c:










