artemis fowl & tmi :)
I’m seriously just going to go ahead and assume you mean this post, because, for some reason the little numbers don’t show up on my mail icon and Tumblr doesn’t email me about them, so I really don’t know when you asked this. I assume it’s from a long time ago? Sorry.
aNYWAY:
Artemis Fowl:
The character I first fell in love with - Artemis. Does this need to be said.The character I never expected to love as much as I do now - Holly gd Short for president.The character everyone else loves that I don’t - Probably Trouble Kelp? Or the Fowl twins? It’s not that I don’t like them, it’s that I don’t love them. I don’t hate any character in the series, to be honest.The character I love that everyone else hates - OPAL KOBOI. Well, no, there’s a lot of love for Opal, but seriously? Opal Koboi? Opal Koboi.The character I used to love but don’t any longer - Hmm. Hmmmmmhmmmhmmmmmmm. Like I said, I don’t dislike any of the characters, but I’d have to say Butler. I love Butler. Who doesn’t love Butler? He puts up with all of Artemis’s shit when I’d probably smack Arty straight into the Potomac River or something and leave him there to rot because he’s just way too annoying. But my affection for Butler has since waned. I STILL ADORE YOU, MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD.The character I would totally smooch - I’ve already answered Holly for this one, so No1, straight up.The character I’d want to be like - Holly. Caballine. Juliet. LADIES.The character I’d slap - We love Arty, but we’d all slap him.A pairing that I love - Foaly/Caballine? In all honesty, Foaly/Caballine. Also Holly/Juliet, because badass ladies fighting shit, heck yes.A pairing that I don’t - Artemis/Holly. Artemis/Minerva, although that is tolerated because CUTIES. I just headcanon Artemis as aro ace, so Artemis/anyone, really.
TMI:
The character I first fell in love with - sIMON. SIMON. SIMON.The character I never expected to love as much as I do now - Jocelyn. Also, Alec. Also, Isabelle. Also, everyone.The character everyone else loves that I don’t - There’s a lot of love for Jace. I’m not his biggest fan. I like Jace, he’s great, but meh. Also Jordan, maybe? Maybe.The character I love that everyone else hates - Camille Belcourt, represent!The character I used to love but don’t any longer - Oh jeez. I feel like we all sort of fell for Sebastian back when he was undercover and then ended up being like I AM BETRAYED, so does that count?The character I would totally smooch - Magnus is proven to be great at kissing. Other than that, probably Alec. Or Simon. The character I’d want to be like - Simon, precious baby.The character I’d slap - Valentine, totally, 100%, y/y/y?A pairing that I love - Simon/Izzy. Cuties. Also Jocelyn/Luke, and Maia/Bat.A pairing that I don’t - Maia/Jordan.
Goes ahead and does TID anyway:
The character I first fell in love with - Tessa and Will, omg.The character I never expected to love as much as I do now - jeSSAMINE. GOD. The character everyone else loves that I don’t - i DON’T HATE anyone this is so difficult I refuse to answer nolo.The character I love that everyone else hates - As above, Camille, always.The character I used to love but don’t any longer - Nolo.The character I would totally smooch - Sophie. Will. Jem. Tessa. Again, Magnus is proven to be good at kissing.The character I’d want to be like - Sophie. Jem. Tessa. Charlotte. GOD.The character I’d slap - Will, for being an occasional asshat, and all of the villains, for being asshats in general.A pairing that I love - Jessa.A pairing that I don’t - Oddly enough? Heronstairs. I drown in platonic beautiful feelings about them on a pretty much daily basis, but I don’t ship it. Is this similar to me not shipping Lawlight? Probably. I get the appeal, I totally ship them as platonic parabatai snuggle brother cinnamon buns, but romantically? They’re queerplatonic as all get out, but not like that. Nah.
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