some long ass about me thing that looked fun
i was tagged by the disgusting horrible atrocious jamaica alicvnte - go away ew (just kidding ily thankyou for tagging me :D)
Last beverage: tea. obviously.
Last phone call: father dear
Last text message: "reply to me you lil shit” - me making a totally reasonable request to my wifey poop vvithnail at 3:30am
Last song you listened to: dodie/doddleoddle’s cover of la vie en rose :3
Last time you cried: about 2 hours ago
Dated someone twice: technically yes but not really (its a v long ass story)
Been cheated on: nup
Kissed someone and regretted it: *dies laughing*
Lost someone special: to death, no; to stupid teenage drama, yes
Been depressed: unfortunately have been for the last 1/4 of my life
Been drunk and threw up: i dont drink
List three favorite colors: teal, teal, and hmmm... teal :D
In the last year, have you:
Made new friends: YES YES YES :D
Fallen out of love: never been in love m80 hahaha hahahaahahahaha ahah im so alone *laughter descends into tears*
Laughed until you cried: who hasnt
Found out someone was talking about you: not that i can recall
Kissed anyone on your fb friend list: lmao me? kissing someone? good one
How many people of your fb friends list do you know: i got really bored recently and deleted everyone that i dont know so now i can proudly say i know everyone :D actually wait no i know most people + a few that i kept because their dramatic lives were amusing to this socially awkward potato
First surgery: not had any! well unless you count when i was a teeny lil babby
First piercing: boring ol’ earlobes :D
First best friend: ive moved around so much that i genuinely dont remember
First sport you joined: tennis, i think? it didnt last long though lmao
First vacation: i have no idea
First trainers: POLLY POCKET LIGHT-UP TRAINERS THEY WERE THE FUCKING BOMB
Eating: your entire ass AYYYYYYYY im so sorry nothing because its 4am and im too lazy to get out of bed
Drinking: tea. always tea. never not tea.
About to: go pee because ive had 3 gigantic mugs of tea
Waiting for: nothing
Kids: lmao no thanks
Get married: sure :D
Career: games programmer / graphic designer / photographer / musician i havent really decided yet >w<
Lips or Eyes: hair. hair is always better.
Hugs or Kisses: why not both :3
Shorter or taller: taller! i hate feeling tall D:
Older or younger: i prefer around the same age as me
Romantic or spontaneous: again, why not both B)
Nice stomach or nice arms: i really couldnt care less
Sensitive or loud: what does that even mean
Hook-up or relationship: demiromantic asexual - no hookups for me thanks
Troublemaker or hesitant: again i dont understand what this means
Kissed a stranger: pffft
Drank hard liquor: i had a few vodka shots at my friend’s birthday party and it did nothing and tasted horrible and i havent had anything since and i dont intent do bc alcohol is gross
Lost glasses/contacts: i dont have glasses ^-^
Sex on first date: asexual so no thanks lmao
Broke someone’s heart: no one would like me enough for me to break their heart
Got arrested: god no that would be terrifying, police officers scare the shit out of me
Turned someone down: what, romantically? yes because we were fuckin 11
Cried when someone died: no one close has died (touch wood)
Fallen for a friend: i honestly dont even know
Yourself: *dies laughing*
Miracles: ah i wish
Love at first sight: hmm
Heaven: nope
Santa Claus: WHO DOESNT jokes i wish i still did D:
Kiss on the first date: meh, second date is better :D
Angels: nope
I tag: athremis vvithnail hislastval jimmorivrty observingwatsons ^-^