#atiaya

[tiaftw]

Surprise motherfucker

[tiaftw]

Represent

random acts of kindness are bullshit. I think you should be nice 99% of the time. Random acts of assholeness is what you should look out for.

[tiaftw]

poems from a lass

a lady thought someone stole her laptop at my job today/i panicked/ she found it/ i almost cried/ my period is near

[tiaftw]

i need answers

a list of things that are bothering me right now...

my inability to make sense of the world and the people chilling in it. is everyone an asshole? am i an asshole too and im too naive to recognize it? do assholes know that they're assholes and who is gonna notify them?

what do people do for fun? im kinda tired of waiting on my friends or lack therof to make moves. all we can seem to do is get fucked up and sit around talking about how much our "lifes suck" when they really dont. we've got it sooo good you guys and we're sitting around bitching about our parents not giving us money or other bullshit...ah. i sit at work and i watch all these friends/patrons doing fun things like gift exchanges and goodbye parties and i get extremely jealous by the fact that i cant imagine my friends doing things like this. are we all too stoned to live life...?

why cant the redskins win a fucking game?

why wont the metro stop killing people...atleast for a fucking month ...come on guys?

[tiaftw]

working hard or hardlyFUCKYOU 1

Sup, 

As some of you may or may not know i work at a Irish Pub where i get treated like shit for peanuts and bottle cans. It is literally like getting judged by Satan's besties for 4-5 hrs a day and having your intelligence questioned almost every 5 minutes. Sometimes it's super fucking busy and sometimes im peeling the skin off my eyelids because its boring as white bread with mayo. Today was one of those white bread mayo days. We only had 2 parties and im almost certain i made 5 dollars in tips. (YAY now i can buy nail polish +2 optimism) Sometimes i wonder if getting disrespected on the daily is worth 3% tips and 6 dollars and hour. Most signs point to NO but those signs dont pay me SHIT. Tomorrow is another day where i get looked down on and call me a masochist but im not quitting. "make the money dont let the money make you" lol righhhht 

[tiaftw]

looking out for #1

oh what the hell is this 2 posts in one day! someone must be lucky!

As was stated before bluntly it's xmas eve and im awaiting the arrival of my family. thankfully only the loud, rude, sometimes adorably cute, younger portion of my family isnt coming until tomorrow. (YAY) but the loud,rude, most times ridiculous older part of my family is coming tonight. Now i dont know about your house, but mine is a nice 3 bedroom slamshack with an awesome bay window and basement. I describe my house in such awesome details to tell you that someone (probably this fucking master of sex sassy lass) is gonna have to take up residence on the couch in my living quarters... *insert ugh guh face here* as much as i like my family i would totes love it if they brought fuckin sleeping bags and slept at the foot of my bed on the floor. nothing personal, but a gal enjoys her Z's more than a fucking bee with a lisp.Oh wells as i count down the minutes until "tia time" becomes "family time" and "why didnt you clean more? time" i've got to roll aroud in my bed before it becomes salvation for one of my lucky relatives. 

TL;DR : herp derping until further notice

p.s dont forget to bring beer....i'll except other medicinal plant alternatives *ahem*

[tiaftw]

absolutely obsolete

it's xmas eve and shit is getting real in the house that JR Hunt brought. ive been awake since 9 watching videos/listening to music and generally avoiding holiday confrontation in the comfort of my room.( i'd like to take this time out to say fuck christmas music and all that it stands for because 95% of christmas music is a remixcoverupdate of another christmas song..get your shit together christmas.) ((also christmas this year is gonna be legit because ummm BOOZE. if you get nothing from what i have to say just remember that im a fucking sailor. i curse like one, i drink like one and i fucking wear boat shoes and dope hats like one.)) i havent wrapped a present yet because its 2011trash is fucking running rampant and clogging up mother natures pores  been hectic around here.i need to stop dragging ass like an alligator and get up and do something with my life today. but probably not becuase in a few short...very short hours the quiet that is surround the hunt household will be filled with the sounds of screaming children and drunken adults giggling at their own failures... ahhh xmas you bring me such joy that my life would otherwise be missing. 

TL;DR: im about to get wasted.

[tiaftw]

where are all my fucks?

I'm not sure what is really happening right now. I think it's snowing in October. Life Doesn't Make Sense (i rarely capitalize anything but this is fucking with me) I'm watching Cyrus and trying to recall when the last time i bathed was. (MY underarms smell like reaaaaally dank weed. ) Im caught in this loop where I wake up, workout, eat,workout,eat,workout,eat. Somewhere in there I have to fit in a shower or two. I used to enjoy showering but between sweating like a fucking duck in Chinese household and stuffing my face with organic shit i've run out of time/care (but who the fuck is counting). I might just be losing my mind, i havent touched meat (man, animal or otherwise) in about a month and it's getting to me. Everywhere i look someone is stuffing the shit out of there face with cooked animal flesh and to be honest i miss it. Being a vegetarian is a "lifestyle choice"  and i can quit whenever, part of me wants to but im so aware of how terrible it is. Ignorance Is Bliss. But Bliss makes you look like shit. AMIRITE? Somehow i got off topic but i realize that this didnt have a topic. I'll stop right here to make it extra cli-ma-tic (Tyler, the creator reference if you got it take a shot of vodka wheat grass for ya homie)