Wynonna: Roses are red like revenant blood when I blow their brains out with my demon killing gun because I'm a badass and I love shooting demons
Violets are blue but they're purple because fuck the nature of science, especially when Nicole and Waverly are making science of their own ;)
Waverly's in love with Nicole, on patrol in her car, eating out together at Shorty's bar
Rhyming is hard... uh, what else is new?
Waverly, flustered: Okay. I think you can stick to being the heir, and I'll stick to being the smart one.














