Things I do at a Traffic Jam
1. Apply Red lipstick, masquara and blush
2. Style my hair
3. Eat an apple
4. Drink Tea
5. Look up feed on Facebook
6. Finish reading To kill a Mocking Bird
7. Lipsync with intend "Jeena Jeena" coming on Radio and cry
8. Stare at the red light
9. Read an article on Corporate Theory on HBR
10. Think about making a list of things i do at the traffic signal
11. Guess the age of the lady driving in the blue vento in front of me
12. Make faces at the kids in the auto beside me
13. Stare at people watching me
14. Pray
15. Wonder if there is gold at the end of a rainbow
16. Read number plates and deduct a pattern
17. Call my cousin
18. Call the person who never picks up any calls
19. Make a list of things I do at the traffic signal
20. Wonder if the signal will ever turn green
21. Look at whatsapp and re-read old messages
22. Take Selfies and send it to people for review
23. Sleep
24. Wonder why that guy did not pick up my call
25. Guess the age of the guy on pulsar behind me
26. Wonder if i am getting wrinkles
27. Play candy crush and then play temple run
28. Count the number of red cars around.
29. Wonder if my life is worth this signal
30. Stalk the guy who never picks up his phone on facebook
31. Edit the list of things things i do at the traffic signal
32. Wonder why my life is a standstill, blame it on the signal
33. Respond to mails on gmail
34. Take pictures of the sunset/clouds/rain/random cars
35. Think of the time when I would pretend to smoke candy cigrattes
36. Wonder if my car can be squeezed into a bag so that i can walk to work/home
37. Consider retiring from driving
38. Publish the list of things i do at the traffic signal
39. Try hypotizing the traffic signal hoping it will change to green
40. Give up and wait till the signal turns green