Lists

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How to solve traffic problem in Bangalore

-Don't leave home. Just wfh 

-Take a long vacation out of Bangalore

 -Ban cars

 -Ban yellow board cars 

-Ban any vehicle travel for a few days

 -Destroy roads more so no one uses the roads 

-Fine white board cars not carpooling 

-Fine yellow board vehicles with a driver and just one person travelling 

-Gift everyone who takes public transport, gift vouchers 

-Gift people who walk to work, bigger gift vouchers 

-Consider travel for 20kms or more one side as long distance travel and convince the travelers to change the destination 

-Consider travel for 20kms or more one side as long distance travel and tax the travelers as pseudo intercity travel tax 

-Start Bangalore band for one day and Fix roads

 -Start mass prayers for the traffic problem to automatically be solved

 - Dont bother. Start chai service at signals and earn money

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Things that are always in my todo list

Study

Sleep at 10:00 PM

Get up at 5:30 AM

Eat healthy 

Answer emails 

Study Study Study

Go for a walk

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Things i learnt by watching TV continuously for 5 days

Day 1: 

Its a whirpool, a sandmine, it wont stop

Its my best friend, i can eat, sleep, weep everything in front of it

Day 2:

I think in flashback mode now... flashes from the past

No sound like the sound of Television singing 

Day 3:

Oh the no suspense re runs.

Its hypnotic. no escape. Its a glue

Day 4: 

Oh so my grades in school fell because of this shit

10th time the same season. Its a trap

Day 5: 

Someone please it shut down 

Please i cant take it anymore

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Things I do at a Traffic Jam

1. Apply Red lipstick, masquara and blush

2. Style my hair

3. Eat an apple

4. Drink Tea

5. Look up feed on Facebook

6. Finish reading To kill a Mocking Bird

7. Lipsync with intend "Jeena Jeena" coming on Radio and cry

8. Stare at the red light

9. Read an article on Corporate Theory on HBR

10. Think about making a list of things i do at the traffic signal

11. Guess the age of the lady driving in the blue vento in front of me

12. Make faces at the kids in the auto beside me

13. Stare at people watching me

14. Pray

15. Wonder if there is gold at the end of a rainbow

16. Read number plates and deduct a pattern

17. Call my cousin

18. Call the person who never picks up any calls

19. Make a list of things I do at the traffic signal

20. Wonder if the signal will ever turn green

21. Look at whatsapp and re-read old messages

22. Take Selfies and send it to people for review

23. Sleep

24. Wonder why that guy did not pick up my call

25. Guess the age of the guy on pulsar behind me

26. Wonder if i am getting wrinkles

27. Play candy crush and then play temple run

28. Count the number of red cars around.

29. Wonder if my life is worth this signal

30. Stalk the guy who never picks up his phone on facebook

31. Edit the list of things things i do at the traffic signal

32. Wonder why my life is a standstill, blame it on the signal

33. Respond to mails on gmail

34. Take pictures of the sunset/clouds/rain/random cars

35. Think of the time when I would pretend to smoke candy cigrattes

36. Wonder if my car can be squeezed into a bag so that i can walk to work/home

37. Consider retiring from driving

38. Publish the list of things i do at the traffic signal

39. Try hypotizing  the traffic signal hoping it will change to green

40. Give up and wait till the signal turns green

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Reasons why I need a list?

- I like the bullet icons

- I also like the number sequences

- its neater to list down items 

- it gives a clear flow when listing down items

- People can read points faster

- No hush-mush, not wordy

- easy to end. no stand. no conclusion