#attack-on-ass

[olibuns]

why do people ask babies stupid things like "you're getting big aren't you?" as if the small kid is going to reply "yes moira,your right! i've been taking protein supplements!" (idk if you actually wanted to know what the tweet said but this is what it said)

LMAO i was just kidding but then again portraying sarcasm online is hard so i don’t blame you

[yourweeaboobs]

attack-on-ass replied to your post “OK LITERALLY MY NEW EARPHONES ARE MEANT TO BE ARRIVING TODAY THEY WERE...”

im truly sorry my home city has let you down like this

NO!!!! NO ANGELCAKE!!!! DONT U DARE!!! THIS IS NOT UR FAULT!!!! UR AMAZING AND PURE AND I LOVE U!!!!! IT’S AMAZON’S FAULT NOT URS DONT U DARE!! BLAME URSELF!!! MUFFINCHILD

[yourweeaboobs]

Wooo for not messing up your schedule!!!!!!

YAYYYY THANK YOU I FEEL V V PROUD TODAY HAS BEEN A RLY NICE DAY ONE OF MY FRIENDS EVEN TAGGED MEIN A POST ON  FB THAT BASICALLY IMPLIED I ALWAYS SMELL NICE WHICH WAS LOVELY 🌸🌸🌸🌸 -a

[kingcadash-archive]

attack-on-ass replied to your post:What animals are both large and gentle, this is...

elephants bro

Dang yeah!!

[chuuyah]

happybirthdayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

thank you!

[elliottdanchou]

Get to know me tag

the amount of times I’ve done this

got tagged by attack-on-ass THANK!!

Name: Elliott

Height: 170cm which is like 5′7??? idk

Fave bands/artists: actually in one of those moods where i don’t really listen to so much music or obsess with anything. But Marcus Krunegård and Thomas Stenström are the most played atm (yeah I know, only swedish songs)


Meaning of URL: Elliott is my name, and well.... snoopkaneki called/calls me Daddy Danchou and that is like the best nickname ever, so I took the title with me and added it to my name. Simple as that. sorry bee puke but you’re a huge dork


Birthday: 28th March

Gender: I’m [train passes by]

Sexual Orientation: bisexual

One place that makes me happy: wherever my twin bro and, possibly, future wife is (though we’re kinda married)

What I’m wearing right now: a tshirt from a musical I was part of in 2007 (surprised it still fits) and a pair of old sweats. all my nice clothes are in bags and boxes ready for moving

Last thing I said to a family member: roughly translated "but can’t we take those tiny bits and put them on a stick instead?” (talking about what we should have for dinner)


Favorite food: tacos

Last movie I watched: All 6 Star Wars films at once. best thing ever!


Dream vacation: Japan and South Korea, and be there like at least a month in each country and travel to different cities and stuff. yaaas

Dream wedding:  don’t get me started again, I have made a real long response to this in some other thing, so I’m keeping it short: a wedding with a theme that is part of every aspect of the wedding.


Dream pets: a munchkin cat and at least one bat

Dream job: well I’m gonna pursue my newly found dream of becoming a product designer starting next week!


Random fact: When I was a kid I was obsessed, still kinda is, with Winnie the Pooh and so I own several plushies of basically all characters (but not Kanga, Owl or Gopher) and 5 different sized Eeyore now proudly placed in my bookcase.

10 OTHER PEOPLE FOR THIS TAG INCLUDE  - you don’t have to it if you don’t want to,or it does not fit your aesthetic or whatever-

youarenotash underclass-prince attackonmytitties cleraise snoopkaneki nagisahazsuki deer-teeth-for-you those-hot-anime-characters pastastalker attack-on-taco​ 

[crypticnala]

attack-on-ass a réagi à votre billet :dicks clits what's the difference to me fap...

Oh my god nala

there is no god anymore, only darkness

[crypticnala]

your soul and pain killers

my soul worth nothin sorry, and what are the pain killer for?