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[boredinmathclass]

what, arsenic?

[tecknarn]

#1 JAB - Just Another Blog

Its true, isn’t it? 

There are probably several million blogs in existance and I won’t promise anything different really. Come on, just go ahead and try something else? Heh if you are still here I congratulate you. 

Sooo, I assume introductions are in order, after all, Who the hell is a me? 

Thankfully you don’t have to worry, because I have no clue. But sometimes I do know about myself. I am a girl, or maybe its more correct to call myself woman now, I am almost 22 after all. I was a girl since puberty started, others might have claimed otherwise but they can sod off. 

Life is rarely easy, I mean I keep having to deal with a lot of shit but it is also what makes those sweet, rare good moments so much better, in the end I am an optimist, a cynical optimist if that even makes sense but still optimistical. 

Why am I writing? 

Well to be honest, why the hell not?

Really, sometimes you just need to vent all of the stuff you need out into space, you want to reflect over the mysteries off life and maybe just why that pancake recipe turned out so poorly. 

I am probably not introducing this in the most serious way, but eventually I will probably try my hand at that too, hopefully not in the middle of the night. Why a blog is great is probably the fact that I can actually share my shit and finish writing stuff without having to feel a pressure to make it super great. Instead of working on my writing doing books that I will never work on over one chapter, I’ll throw out these texts! It might work out better. 

I am glad to try my hand at this though, its better than not doing anything

Finally some true jabs at myself and others

Shit happens. (This is my life motto.)

I keep having ambitions that are never fullfilled.

My art sucks and I suck at creating, aka why there hasn’t been art on here in years. 

The 2020s is actually the future but not very futuristic. 

The Sequel Trilogy is mediocre at best.

Trump Sucks.

Gender Studies are actually fun and interesting, give it a try.

I am currently fluctuating sexuality wise between being a panromantic lesbian and just being straight out pansexual (heh, straight.)

I wish I could be butch without exploding in dysphoria.

Welcome to Nightvale is a tree growing out of your left ear and whispering about greatness and godhood.

I do think people need to learn more history.

We could use a bit more empathy around here.

You should not kill unless you are ready to die. - (Lelouch from Code Geass, yes I like anime at best.)

Agent Stone and Robotnik is the best ship (might not be listening to Where Evil Grows by The Poppy Family.)

People really need to cut down toilet paper consumption.

Lets be honest, cinnamon buns are the best.

and hey, feel free to actually disagree. I don’t mind, and its just good that you have your own opinion. Preferably it is a nice one that also respects other’s ideas and opinions. :)

Okay, nice all of that is out in the open. What now, why bother?

Heh, that is up to you to decide! For me I am going to bed. Maybe someday soon I will actually write again. Hopefully when my one true love, Animal Crossing has finally released. Unless I cease to exist from the face of the Earth.

Maybe some posts will just end up being something a bit more after all, remember always watch your flower pots for mysterious letters. They have a tendency to shriek ancient mantras after all, and do eat all the shrimps around.

Sleep well readers!

[fanniemac]

Be a dear, read my humour.