Apr 20, 2019
Would you rather: work as a vase in Roger’s house (your only job is to stay in one place with flowers sticking out of your ass all day) or be a regular assistant but every time he’s grumpy you have to cheer him up by eating a whole bowl of raisinaise (that’s raisins mixed with mayonnaise) while he plays the Benny Hill theme song
Is there an option c where I just jump out of the window
I fear I'd go for being the - most beautiful - vase. Also I can't believe I somehow still love you, Atticus.
Sleepover Saturday