CASEYINTERNS said: Team roach. But Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches. But who is this person? Is it a relative? Because that has actually happened in my family. But roaches. My cat likes to kill bugs.
THE-KING-OF-CLUBS said: team attic. I don’t do well with bugs, I wouldn’t be able to kill 1000 roaches. one person however…
KISSXCONTROL said: 1000 roaches any day. I’ve been terrified of an old woman secretly living in my attic for the past 3 months. I’m pretty sure she’s made my bed once or twice…
allow me to take a moment to appreciate my friends. i love yall so much.
BUT NOW. casey, i had forgotten the whole person in your attic thing actually happened to you, but i think we’re assuming in this case it is in fact not a member of your family. keeping in mind that in the original, the house in question is a falling down house that’s been obtained for the last few years by your college sports team after sitting empty for a few years and having previously belonged to a sorority (it has three real rooms plus an attic that has space for two people). so i think if there was a person living in it, we’re assuming that it’s just some random person who’s been living there for idk years presumably? and really YOUR CAT CANNOT KILL 1000 BUGS EVEN IF THEY ARE NORMAL SIZED AND NOT RIDICULOUSLY HUGE MADAGASCAR HISSING ROACHES OKAY fuck this is the duck sized horses question again
thank you carlos, you clearly see the correct answer here
that. is just. um. no you know what brennen, i don’t believe you becasue then i think she’d probably also have done your laundry. also do you even have an attic aren’t you living in an apartment what even??????
