#mbti funny

[16pangel]

Guys I was going to sleep when a flash of a vision came before my eyes and I had to make a visual representation of what I saw in my mind's eyes

[soc69]

first three words that come to mind for each mbti type based on absolutely nothing:

ENTJ- cold, command, villainous

ENTP- joker, prick, devil

INTJ- cold, machine, calculate

INTP- isolate, analyse, ingenious

INFP- feel, empathy, story

INFJ- weird, calm, warm

ENFJ- weird, warm, love

ENFP- chaos, sugar, crack

ESFP- party, socialise, colourful

ESFJ- understand, compromise, connect

ISFJ- knowledge, sentiment, reason

ISFP- kind, touch, sympathy

ISTP- reserve, stoic, perceive

ISTJ- order, cold, tradition

ESTJ- command, obey, decide

ESTP- indulge, chaos, kaboom

[spockandsparkle]

MBTI Love Languages

INTJ: I’m considering having you in my 2050 Vision for my Future Life.

INFJ: I want to get a cat with you.

ENFP: You’re the most intriguing person I know.

ENTP: You’re the least stupid person I know.

INFP: Hey, I wrote a poem of my feelings for you <3

ISFP: Hey, I wrote a song about my feelings for you <3

ENFJ: You’d fit in great with my friends and family.

ESFJ: Wanna start a family together?

ISTJ: I’ll be loyal to you.

ISFJ: I’ll take care of you <3

ESFP: I wanna dance with somebody… YOU!!!

ESTP: You’re hot.

INTP: What is love?

ISTP: I fixed your car.

ENTJ: Together we’ll rule the world!

ESTJ: Together we’ll run my company!

[xcynicalbeauty]

My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ

1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully

2. INTP: Nerd

3. INTJ: Socially inept

4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you

5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible

6. ENFP: Quirky

7. INFP: Pathetic

8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit

9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world

10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me

11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

12. ESFJ: Forgettable

13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?

14. ESTP: Flaky

15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)

16. ISTJ: Square

[shika000]

Infj x Entp

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[infpspsspspsp]

INTJ: No, no, absolutely not! It's unethical, it's immoral, it may as well be illegal. I'll have no part in it.

INTP:

INFJ:

INFP:

INTJ: Okay, I'll do it.

[waitingforthesunrise]

Everyone: ENFJs are so sweet, how on earth could they be manipulative, it’s just imp—

Me, an ENFJ, humming Mastermind by Taylor Swift as I compile your Mbti and enneagram type I tricked you into telling me so I could realize your greatest needs, wants, personal communication style, and favorite conversation topics and love on you: I have absolutely no idea

[talkingcadavers]

things each mbti type doesn't want you to know

INTJs actually are teddy bears inside

ENTJs are hopeless romantics but they put in so much effort to conceal it that nobody knows

INTPs would sacrifice their own hopes and dreams if it meant that the person they love most would be happier

ENTPs make playlists for their crush/significant other and sit in their room alone daydreaming about them sometimes (you didn't hear this from me, I don't wanna die today.)

INFJs daydream about being well loved and popular

ENFJs can manipulate people WITH THE EASE OF A GOD

INFPs wish they were less emotional

ENFPs have serious commitment issues

ISTJs can be hella kinky

ESTJs secretly wanna sub

ISFJs have a lot of attitiude, but they don't let it show

ESFJs have an atrocious fear of abandonment

ISTPs probably read fanfics of their OTP

ESTPs feel like people don't really like them

ISFPs are very scary when they're mad

ESFPs are incredibly destructive when they get depressed

-blaire ♡