Attila smirked to himself as he situated the helmet on his head, checking his pocket to ensure the key to this operation was still safely within. Seeing it was, he cautiously pressed open the door. Giovanni had granted him this "special mission", and once he heard the details he couldn't resist. Wake Saturn in the most obnoxious way possible? Hell. Yes. He crept into the room, pulling the air horn from his pocket, and knelt down beside the sleeping Galactic. Snickering, he pressed the button
Sleep? Sleep? Saturn didn’t get sleep. Sleep was for lazy mortals who didn’t have an entire organization to run, underlings to keep track of, murderous- or annoying. The two tended to often go hand in hand- Rockets to avoid and many, many other reasons that most people probably would have written off as excuses. Unlike a good portion of the other residents in headquarters, the Galactic Commander didn’t exactly have trouble sleeping, he just didn’t want to. It was a waste. Why take a nap when he could go and get something productive done? It didn’t make sense to him.
He could live on Five Hour Energy until he completed his work. It wouldn’t kill him- probably.
Of course, there were some occasions, rare as they were, when Saturn could actually afford the luxury of sleep. And, after exhausting every other available option- Minecraft, training his Pokemon, reading, surfing the internet for pointless yet fascinating tidbits of knowledge- the Commander would finally allow himself a chance to rest. If only because he had nothing else to do.
Such was one of those rare moments when Attila happened to sneak into his room. Saturn had, unfortunately for him- but quite the opposite for the blonde- forgotten to release one of his Pokemon to keep guard. Despite his time in the group, the Commander still didn’t trust the majority of the Rockets as far as he could throw them.
And then Attila pressed the button and gave him a damn good reason to be so paranoid.
He sat up almost instantly, grabbing the nearest object- an alarm clock. Good thing the blonde brought along that helmet- and whipped it at the source of the noise. Thankfully, his aim was off, and the hunk of plastic, glass and metal hit the wall with an ugly shattering sound, quite possibly leaving a dent behind.
“Fils de garce, qu’est-ce que tu fais ici?”
Not to be deterred, he picked up a nearby book- the Encyclopedia of Space Science and Technology. Light reading before bed, apparently- and threw that at Attila as well, scoring a direct hit.
Really. Really? This was actually happening for-fucking-real?