(Previously, on GG rewatch...)
We’re about to enter Au-Jus, aka the starting point of Rio’s Emo phase, so I hope you’re ready. I am not.
I love that Beth is literally shreding fake money in front of Lucy and she. Pretends. To. Not. See. It.
I want to read the textchain where Beth sends Rio the fake orders names to tell his boys what to ask for!!!!
Also I know that this is meant as comedic purpose for contrast but are ALL gangbangers covered with this amount of tattoos and scary look?
M I C K
Did we ever hear of these goldfishes before they died??
"We'll tell them they got sick so we took them to the fish doctor." Does Beth think that all her kids are four?? Kenny is supposed to be 13, and I know that this child is stupid but even him won't buy that
YOU DON'T KILL SOMETHING YOU LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dean is the captain of the Brio ship and I'm down for it
I LOVE the printer thunding in Beth's ears as an expression of her internal stress!! Feels very organic. Also, what is a snafu?
"My boss has been pretty clear on how to handle it." Has he, though??
So Beth is delaying an order she can't make with another order she can't make. Cool cool cool cool cool...
Despite their off the charts level of cringey awkwardness I absolutely love Max/Lucy dynamic. They look so happy together!! And their pictures are so cute!
I love soooooooo much that Stan already knew about Sara. In a general way, I really like the fact that in this episode the girls get consistantly bitten in the ass by their tendency to believe that everyone is stupider than them and won't realize what's really happening. Like Lucy with the money, Stan with Sara, Dean with the plate, Ben with Chris/Kevin...
"I want to make it very clear that we have hit a new low, even for us" Christina's delively on this is PERFECT
ENOUGH. WITH. THE. FRENCH. SONGS.
I absolutely adore Beth's wig/makeup in the car scene while they wait for Annie. She's gorgeous in this
Rio and Lucy chatting about ink and grammar is absolutely random and I love it. I'm just so sad he's going to kill her now
Ben's meltdown when he realizes he locked himself in the bathroom with Au-Jus cracks me up every single time.
The Au-Jus' pseudo torture shooting is one of THE MOST hilarious things I've ever seen on that show
"What's up ladies?" THE. INSTANT. TUNNEL. VISION.
I find Rio's joke a leeeeeeeettle bit sexist tbh, but Mick's deadpan "So much for feminism." is soooooo perfectly delivered!!! You can hear all of Mick's exhaustion and lack of enthusiasm at humoring Rio's little number around Beth
OMG, Rio is sooooo getting off on this dramatic set-up!!!!! Look at this idiot peeking his tongue out and so proud of himself... A. Literal. Toddler. But with a gun.
I feel like Dean is in fact a fanfiction writer who's just exposed his new idea for a XMen/Harry Potter crossover Fishes!AU...
I KNEW KENNY WOULDN'T BUY IT!! I KNEW IT!!!!
Nuuuuuuuh, I'm so sad!!!!
Ugh, the way Rio says "my girl" to Lucy while staring at Beth, all of this seconds away from murdering the former... It breaks my heart, truly.
I love how Beth casually insults Marcus' artistic abilities!!
Since I think we can all agree that Rio has no intention to kill Beth now, otherwise he would have already done it, what would he have done if she's climbed in the van? Why take the risk to ask her to climb in (okay, asking Beth Boland to do something is probably THE BEST way to make sure she won't but still)? And also, why kill Lucy before trying the plates and making sure they work?
“Marriages don't end. They FADE”.
THE. KEYHOLE. SWEATER.
I really love how Dean brings the whole "kill something you love" AGAIN. Like, Beth and Dean are actually discussing whether Rio loves her or not. Twice. This is surreal.
Bonus: I bet you are, sweetie...
