#au. different rules.

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@karmasession​ liked!

“slap his ass. i dare you.”

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can’t stop thinking about randy fanboying in his dbd verse

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@almamori​ liked!

“so, uh, what franchise are you from?” he’s getting a little more comfortable. learning the rules, one might say. figuring out who’s from what movie and who’s a derivative of someone else (the easy part) and also trying not to get brutally murdered (the harder part). but sometimes, talking helps. “is this like rosemary’s baby or like, the devil rides out? just making conversation, dude. jesus christ, you’re tall.”

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@yamamori​ liked!

“oh, hey.” he hasn’t seen this girl before, he thinks. she looks a little bit like whatshername, the creepy girl from ringu. but not in a bad way, she manages to pull it off, and thank god he hasn’t been saying any of this shit out loud for once. “are you lost? that sounds really creepy, but i promise it’s not a come-on or anything. i’m pretty relieved to see you, to be honest, i have no idea how long i’ve been wandering these fucking woods. super played out, right?”

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@vadakaspbrak​ threatened me liked!

“um, hey.” he crouches next to the gen she’s working on (re: kind of smacking. new kids, right?) “you’re new here, aren’t you? it explodes if you aren’t careful.” he shifts, ready to flee in case there is an explosion, and ends up getting a better look at her face. “wait, didn’t you go to woodsboro high? kasp-- something. how did you get here?” he’s talking too much, but he’s a little drowned out by a scream that comes from somewhere in the distance, an occurrence that’s becoming disturbingly common. “oh, shit.”