IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME for the hit new game show
*Treatment Resistant Depression
Where YOU get to help our lovely contestants determine whether they are transgender or suffering from treatment-resistant depression!
Tonight's lovely participant is....CATHY! FROM INDIANA! Give it up for CATHY!
Now. Cathy. Where ya from.
"You just said I was from-"
Now. Cathy. Do you have a deep, unnameable sadness that sits deep in your core, deeper than you've ever been able to reach, something that you cannot make heads or tails of but that nonetheless colors your every waking and sleeping moment a shade that is simultaneously hopeless, bleak grey and excruciating, agonizing red?
Give it up for UNNAMEABLE SADNESS!
Cathy. Does this feeling of both bursting and emptiness get stronger when you look in the mirror?
"Maybe? I don't really know."
EXCELLENT!!!! Just the answer we're looking for, Cathy.
NOW! AUDIENCE! You, yes, YOU! Leave some questions for Cathy in the comments/reblogs of the post and we'll see how she answers, and we'll determine if she's
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(questions will be answered after the Commercial Break of Unknown Duration™)