:B

so a blueblood walks into a bar. the bartender screams "look what you did to my bar!" (X)

[deilenaardramatics]

lolololol that’s the second time i’ve heard someone banging on their door while they were going bananas up there yelling at each other.

[deilenaardramatics]

my upstairs neighbors woke me up. :,B

shit boy i die....

[chaptalizinggirasol]

THIS IS THE ACTUAL WORST.

[deilenaardramatics]

wobbie rampin up to a rant about how bullshit these people are and all it ended in grumbles as i rub his back.

off switch!!!!!!!! :Bc

[deilenaardramatics]

my upstairs neighbors woke me up. :,B

shit boy i die....

[nevver]

A Field Guide to Roadside Wildflowers At Full Speed

[avoliot]

Oh my god, please go to the link, which starts like this:

If you’re a fan of wildflowers, I’m sure you’ve noticed the same thing I have – all the field guides out there have one massive flaw.   They’re designed for people who are slowly ambling about in prairies and other natural areas with nothing better to do than stop and stare closely at the minute details of flowers.  

Of course, there’s nothing wrong with kneeling down and staring closely at wildflowers.  I mean, we should all be so lucky to have the free time and – apparently – lack of responsibility to spend our days wandering around in fields of blossoms.  I’m sure at least some people who do that are perfectly nice, and probably not at all dangerous.

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

name him. name your son

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

BongWater

[deilenaardramatics]

i played a game with my matesprit today!!! im the blue on the left ehehehe!

[hijerking]

i hate wikipedia

[deilenaardramatics]

okay i’m gonna be busy.

[deilenaardramatics]

ok.

[deilenaardramatics]

oh boy oh boy!

[deilenaardramatics]

what do you call a man with a shovel in his head??

a mediculler concidering he’s got a rather serious head wound.

[tintin-fanboy]

wow how observant of you tintin 

[modmad]

okay but this is exactly what every human being on the planet does when there are a lot of seagulls

[deilenaardramatics]

what’s brown and sticky???

[deilenaardramatics]

a stick!!!!

[deilenaardramatics]

what’s brown and sticky???

[deilenaardramatics]

what do you call a joke that isn’t funny??

[deilenaardramatics]

a sentence.

[deilenaardramatics]

what do you call a joke that isn’t funny??