MONTAGE MUSIC (Because this post will be just about 5more being hopeful and going insane):
"Okay. Maybe I'm going a bit insane, but. What if."
"HELLOO? HELLO HELOOO! WELLCOME TO YOUR FIRST DAY AT FREDDY FAZBEA- pffffff- why did I say that????"
"BADA BING! BADA BOOM! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, GRATE THE FOOD!"
"I. LIKE. CHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"THE VOICES COMMAND YOU TO BUILD THEM A VESSELLLL!"
"Ehem, I INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE DIGITS OF PI!3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378-"
"HOLY GOD I THINK I ALMOST DIED THERE-"
"HEY. HEY YOU. GUY IN THE VOID. I KNOW YOU'RE THERE. I KNOW. FOR SURE. YEAH. TOTALLY NOT GOING INSANE-"
"DID YOU KNOW, HORNED LIZARDS CAN SQUIRT BLOOD OUT OF THEIR EYES? IMAGINE THAT!"
"YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?"
"I'M IN YOUR MIND AND YOU CAN DO NOTHING. PROBABLY. I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHERE I AM ACTUALLY-"
"ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I'M BAD AT RHYMING, SPAGHETTI BOOM."
"SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME, HANDS OFF MY MACARONI-"
"IT'S TIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"ALLLLLLLL I WANTTTTTTTTT FORRRR CHRISTMASSSSSS, ISSSSZZSSZSSSSSS YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...."
"WHAT'S HEAVIER? A KILOGRAMME OF STEEL? OR A KILOGRAMME OF FEATHERS?"
"HEY FUN FACT: WHEN YOU SLEEP SPIDERS CAN CRAWL INTO YOUR MOUTH! YEAH! SO DON'T SLEEP! OR MAYBE DO! EAT SOME SPIDERS!"
"what am I doing with my life..... saying... Stupid things for attention... Maybe it won't work..."
...Oh, right. Uh. BRAIN EATING PARASITES LATCHES ON TO YOUR FACE. I THINK."
"AHRKEJIEBROSJSIEHEHIRNE GO STUPID RIIEBALRBEIBS HEKWKLSJRLDB GO CRAZY-"
"HELOOOOOORORORORO???? HELLLLPPPPP!"
"BUILD ME A VESSEL! BUILD ME A BODY! BUILD ME ONE OR ELSE YOU'LL GET SPAGHETTI IN YOUR SHOES! THAT DID NOT DUCKING RHYME."
"Dear. Storyteller. If you can hear me.
I am stealing your style, again.
Your not so random anon truly,
"RA RA RASPUTIN! RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE! THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE! RA RA RASPUTIN! LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN! THEY WANT HIM GONE, SO THEY SHOT HIM TILL HE'S DEAD!"
*Tries to rap but fails.* "...damn."
"There are zombies, on your laaaawwwnnnn."
"Fun Fact! Everything is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough."
"one sheep. Two dogs. Three chickens. Four sunglasses. Five turtles. Ooo look a cow!"
"...Still nothing back..."
"...I'll try again later."