Jun 14
Sorry to everyone who followed me for FFXIV stuff, but I'm just gonna be like, super normal about Warhams: A Chaos Odyssey for a while.
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Sorry to everyone who followed me for FFXIV stuff, but I'm just gonna be like, super normal about Warhams: A Chaos Odyssey for a while.
Got told by the husband that whether or not Astartes could feasibly have sex with a human is a regular point of argument among people who think Astartes can/should be able to fuck, and like...
Okay, here's the thing. Maybe if the ass was mostly fat, penetration would be easier, right? Like, that's soft and moldable, way easier to spread. But they're sooooo fucking muscular, dude. Like, if any human tried to give that thang a slap to make it jiggle make it bounce, they'd break their fucking hand. And even if-- Even if, they managed to spread those cheeks wide enough to get it in, the second that Astartes finishes, the clench alone is gonna snap it like a fucking Kitkat!
Anyway, it's whatever. It's fine. I think the importance of penetrative sex is vastly overstated, and people should fixate on it less as the Most Important Way To Fuck. There's so many other ways to go about it between a human and an Astartes. Thigh riding, probably improvised sex toys, maybe intracural if they're careful (same clench risks), definitely frotting. The point is, there's other options. You gotta get creative with this kinda thing. Gotta broaden your view and get more inclusive about what sex is.
It never fails to drive me up a wall when people show a screencap of a news article that isn't even paywalled and is publically available, and then they don't link the the source. Even more annoying when they remove all indications of the news site it might have come from. This, in spite of the fact that Tumblr has a 'link to source' function.
And even if the article is paywalled or the site has limited articles (e.g. 3 articles a week), you should still link to the source. Why the fuck do I have to go fuck around with my search engine just to find the actual website from a handful of exact phrases? Mf, you were on the website! Just add the link!
It's so wild that we have seen dialogue and circumstances in city-states change with the story, and yet even after everything that's happened in Endwalker, you can still find Woodwailers harassing a duskwight in Gridania.
I wonder how many Nightreign runs have been turbo'd by people picking the character they're most horny for, instead of thinking about team comp.
I think the thing that pisses me off the most about my use of this website is that my blog barely represents me at all anymore. I ended up in a social situation where I lived in total mortification of being jusged by someone I was close to for so long that I throttled down reblogging things relevant to my interests for fear they would judge me for it. Now I look through my blog, and yeah, it's stuff I like, but there are blank spaces I know are there because I got used to just considering what I like to be secondary to curating for other people.
It's annoying. It's annoying to have policed myself in this way and to feel like I still have to, when no one I follow seems to have the same issue.
ngl i did start to care less about the louvre museum heist when I read that all the guys stole was some jewelry and not, like, a painting or a full-size marble sculpture or something actually interesting. basically no different than knocking over a zale's, though a zale's probably has a better security system.
The best thing about continuing to mask is that I can just not give a shit about my expressions around customers.