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30s | (they/them) | Latine Sometimes writing, always tired.

[taryn40k]

Hello!

I recently discovered Warhams and your art got me obsessed with polyvgenny. The Chaos Marines are so unhealthy with their human, its delicious : D. Though it makes me wonder how they would react if Yvgenny ran away from them. Not that I think he would in the campaign. But I'm still curious to hear your thoughts on this hypothetical scenario

Happy to entertain! :D (And spread the brainrot!) .....So we all know that the most impatient would be Byzanti. He's immediately clocking that something is off, the little orchestra they form is missing an instrument, what do you mean Yvgeny said he was going with me? He told me he was going with you! He is running. And right behind him is Bethael, because so far he's been winning this little competition for Yvgeny's soul, and damn, he LIKES the fierce little guardsman! His! His to hunt and bring back! Lyphos will pretend to be nonchalant about it. It's just one mortal, who cares. But.... But it's his mortal.... AND PLUS! Nobody can track him down as well as the magnificent Lyphos can, with his powerful magiks! He is floating after the other two, critiquing their methods the whole time, and making no headway himself either. XD

Sefice posts up next to the exit of the lower decks. Then waits patiently. And he is the first one to get to go: "Ah, Yvgeny, welcome back." when the traumatized guardsman crawls his way out of there naked, covered in blood and warp goo, clutching a makeshift shiv, trembling hard enough to make a chihuahua seem stable and calm. XD

[agathaarts]

i have other art im trying to work on how DARE you hit me with this mental image so strong

[taryn40k]

-Yeah kinda like that! XDD

[kingofthegringos-deactivated202]

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

[augmentalize]

I SPENT SO MUCH TIME TAKING NOTES FOR BYZANTI'S SECRET SPREADSHEET THAT I FORGOT TO TAKE NOTES ON HOW I PAINTED THE LEATHER SADDLES ON MY PONIES!!!!!!!!!!

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi - Hien & Benichidori (& a bit of Tade)

[augmentalize]

My spouse, who loves me: I could tell you were pacing last night because it sounded like a skeleton was walking around.

[wifiwuxians]

my own personal take on this (op deactivated or i'd link directly)

[augmentalize]

Uuuuuuugh.

I let Warhammer send me e-mails on purpose, which is how I found out that Age of Sigmar has thrown up new units for Ogor Mawtribes, and it's like... It's a less nuanced thing than I did with a specific culture of orcs in a tabletop setting a few years ago--ritual necrocannibalism to host ancestral memory and elevate their elders to protector deities that prevent their creator-god from driving them into frenzies for the punishment of devouring him to free themselves from his tyranny, is the short of it--but it's no less cool for it and I'm like...

Like I'm already getting into 40k, man! I can't get into more than one Warhammie at a time! That's so much! But like... Their deity is called the Gulping God! They got guys that do magic by eating weird shit! They have butcher-warrior chefs!

Like, come on! That's so in my wheelhouse... ;A;

[animentality]

[opossum-mypossum]

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

What Looks Like a Sugar Addiction Might Be an Eating Disorder

Sugar cravings aren't usually addiction. Discover how restriction and the binge-restrict cycle may be driving your eating patterns.

Feel like some people may need to read this. Basically when you under eat you crave sugar a lot more because it's an easy source of energy for your body

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Some people saying "uhh shouldn't this be obvious" but there is genuinely such a push right now to paint normal human body functions as outdated nonsense that should be ignored for better health. Like cravings for sugar and carbs will always have a reason for existing, it's not some sort of evil trick to sabotage your diet, just probably means you're lacking something

[lastoneout]

I don't think people believe me when I say it but hand to god I have never understood what having a sweet tooth is or why so many adults punished themselves constantly for wanting sugar because for some reason they wanted it "all the time" which I never wanted sugar all the time so?? The only times I ever have distracting sugar cravings is when I either 1) have not eaten anything in more than 4 hours or 2) I'm stressed out. The rest of the time I simply do not think about candy or sugar and I hardly ever even FINISH most candy and chocolate I buy.

And I think it's because I've never thought of sugar as something one needs to restrict or feel guilty for eating. If I want candy I eat candy and surprisingly that leads to me only eating candy every now and then. I crave sweet baked goods a lot now but that's because I can't have them bcs I'm allergic to wheat, before I discovered this allergy I basically never craved sweet baked goods. If you genuinely have constant sugar cravings that distract you to the point of it stressing you out you probably have an eating disorder and the solution is not more restriction, it's no restriction. Take it from someone with OCD, more restriction and rules will only make it worse. To gain true control you have to let go.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I’m sorry I thought this was America

[arkatrine]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[multiocular-mushroom]

safe and soundless

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[walcutt]

i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:

and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]