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30s | (they/them) | Latine Sometimes writing, always tired.

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[augmentalize]

Heeeey Bethael. Hey buddy, c'mere for a bit.

So. Can't help but notice that you're a Khornate, and that you seem to have manifested a scorpion tail. And I just think that maybe, due to some events that have gone down among the World Eaters in the past, that there's a particular cautionary tale that you might want to keep in mind for the future.

[augmentalize]

I'm just like, rotating the fact that there's this guy who really does value straightforwardness and disdains scheming and tactics he sees as cowardly, and he's on this team with two consumate schemers who would deffo backstab him if it served their ends. Bethael, who wishes that the World Eaters hadn't catastrophically and almost ignominiously imploded, because in spite of everything, he does really want to have brothers, all the better if they have endured the same trials as he has.

And he's the one who gets a tail that is symbolically tied to an animal narratively renown for backstabbing allies against all sense and better judgement.

Bethael, the man that you are...

[augmentalize]

Heeeey Bethael. Hey buddy, c'mere for a bit.

So. Can't help but notice that you're a Khornate, and that you seem to have manifested a scorpion tail. And I just think that maybe, due to some events that have gone down among the World Eaters in the past, that there's a particular cautionary tale that you might want to keep in mind for the future.

[anxietyproblem]

[augmentalize]

Byzanti: [to Yvgeny, gesturing to Bethael] You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[taryn40k]

... Ok but like, the Nardec crew has the opportunity to do the funniest, most queerplatonic corruption arc ever. The Polyvgeny could be incredible. I'm just saying.

Yvgeny has the range to be interesting for each of the Astartes! Give him a taste of passion, a taste of blood, a taste of comfort, a taste of power!

[biruesque]

extremely normal thoughts of a teenage girl

[c3rnunnos]

Based on that one post I can't find anymore lmao

[mynamejers]

More duders from Warhams: A Chaos Odyssey, people really liked Big Doctor Who Gives You Smokos.

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[unsanctioned-guyromancer]

I'm picking my bones Licking my wounds Caught in the shadow of all I can lose All eyes on me, I'm taking the lead Biting the bricks until they bleed

[taryn40k]

"So harden yourself, Hound. Don't waste this life of yours." (Still not over episode 5 of Warhams : A Chaos Odyssey, if you were curious- XD)

[taryn40k]

I love the different ways the chaos gang goes about trying to turn Yvgeny to their sides! :D Also shoving him in the locker made me immediately think about this trend of putting characters in little squares to see how they fill the space. Do people still do that? Well I'm doing it again. It's hard! But fun! :D

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

[rudeteens]

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

[augmentalize]

Got told by the husband that whether or not Astartes could feasibly have sex with a human is a regular point of argument among people who think Astartes can/should be able to fuck, and like...

Okay, here's the thing. Maybe if the ass was mostly fat, penetration would be easier, right? Like, that's soft and moldable, way easier to spread. But they're sooooo fucking muscular, dude. Like, if any human tried to give that thang a slap to make it jiggle make it bounce, they'd break their fucking hand. And even if-- Even if, they managed to spread those cheeks wide enough to get it in, the second that Astartes finishes, the clench alone is gonna snap it like a fucking Kitkat!

Anyway, it's whatever. It's fine. I think the importance of penetrative sex is vastly overstated, and people should fixate on it less as the Most Important Way To Fuck. There's so many other ways to go about it between a human and an Astartes. Thigh riding, probably improvised sex toys, maybe intracural if they're careful (same clench risks), definitely frotting. The point is, there's other options. You gotta get creative with this kinda thing. Gotta broaden your view and get more inclusive about what sex is.

[taryn40k]

Fellas, is it gay to drag the guy you want to duel to death into a corner at the bar to reaffirm that you DO want his ass (dead) so so very badly? And what if he gives you advice, confirming that he wants it just as much? Can I threaten a homie without making Slaanesh lean in with interest?