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I think everyone should have one thing that makes their friends throw a pillow at them and tell them to shut up about it already. Not necessarily a fandom thing or a hyperfixation, but something to pull on that's so catastrophically ridiculous that it immediately breaks a silence.

#aug posts #anyway mine is that we should divide the day into 48 half hours so that time feels like it's moving faster

Making 0 eye contact with second woman in two days also interested in this end table as I bodily hoist it up and carry it to the register so I can buy it.

#i need a fucking win marjorie #let me have this #this thing was like 55 lbs #aug posts #personal post

My tragic flaw as a greek hero is that I don't ever remember the gradients of how spicy is 'spicy' across cultures and inevitably order spicy food that has just a little more heat than I'm prepared for, but it hurts so good every time that I will never remember to consider this when I order something spicy again.

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