#auggiepayne

[robbychandler-blog]

on fire | robby & auggie

Robby had gotten a lot of fairly ridiculous calls in his day. Paramedics often got the brunt of a lot of the work that didn’t fall on the cops or the doctors and on-field work usually ranged from deadly and serious to completely batshit crazy. He thought he had seen crazy. There was a lady who used to call in daily because she was afraid that her cat was out to get her. There was a guy who had been so drunk that he had called 911 because he thought someone had stole all of his shit, but it turned out he was just in the wrong fucking house. Someone had actually called for help for getting lost in a corn maze. But something had changed in the last year, and Robby could pinpoint the change exactly; the Paynes moved to town. Well, one in particular did. The oldest one was usually never around, the girls made fairly passive comments that ranged from ridiculous to endearing, but the oddest, by miles, was Auggie. Robby shed off his suspenders for the day (??? idk what firemen do oops) and grabbed his stuff out of his locker, intent on setting out for a drink at the endo of a ten hour shift, but he passed the office on his way out where he heard the station’s receptionist sighing at someone on the other end of the phone. “Cats in trees are very serious and we do take all of our calls seriously, I can assure you Mr. Payne, but you call almost everyday and our squad can get very busy...” Robby should have just walked out... He stopped in the doorway and waved at Marie on the line with who he could only assume was Auggie. “I got it, Marie -- tell him I’ll be there shortly.” Heart of fucking gold or a possible death wish -- Robby wasn’t quite sure what he would call himself, especially after finding himself parked outside the Payne residence twenty minutes later. Auggie was still under that damn tree, throwing sticks at Ella’s ugly naked mole rat as it mewed in their oak tree. Robby sighed and got out of the car. “You know, I don’t think Ella should be letting a cat like that outside... And I’ve seen you climb this tree before,” he pointed out, walking up to Auggie with a smirk. “Couldn’t climb up and get him down?”

[eloisepayne-blog]

idiots 🎉🇨🇦💩

[eloisepayne-blog]

road trip mix - a collection of trash for those trashy paynes

[archiepayne-blog]

dr. johnson and the paynes | an unfortunate brot3 moodboard

when is somebody gonna make a movie about a self-entitled hockey player, his cool stunt man younger brother, and the sexually charged hitch of the airwaves they call their best friend??? hopefully never.

[camilafiore-blog]

actual gerber children | cam & auggie

Camila didn't usually find herself eating a meal that consisted entirely of baby food on the couch of a some hockey player she had formerly been employed to (listen, he was being a dick and the only logical thing to do seemed to be to draw an actual dick on his face to get him to shut up), but yet, here she was. Said hockey player was out for the day doing whatever it was he did (played hockey???? Cam had no clue) and Ella had called her that evening to ask if she would keep an eye on Mia while she was out shopping under the conditions that she would never tell Archie. Apparently Auggie couldn't be trusted with such activities, so Cam agreed to the task. She liked kids. She understood them. Cam had no idea why Auggie wasn't allowed to be left alone with Mia -- she thought he was a pretty excellent source of entertainment. He could honestly keep Mia entertained for hours just by doing backflips alone. Mia was probably wore out from backflips though, because she passed out in front of The Little Mermaid before Ariel could even get her legs, and after placing Mia in her own room in her own bed, Cam and Auggie were on the couch passing the banana mush back and forth as they flipped through a trillion cable channels. Cam couldn't even afford Netflix -- she stole her accounts like a real person. Cam uncrossed her legs and poked her glasses higher up on her nose before standing on her bare feet and pushing her quick new companion off the couch where he fell with what was probably a very confused 'oof!' "Let's make a pillow fort," Camila poked him with her pretty pink toe before offering her hand out to help him back to his feet with a grabby hand. "Mia isn't awake to stomp it all up!"

[archiepayne-blog]

the payne gang gets extreme | archie, ella, auggie ft. mia

Archie pulled up to the front of the house, juggling a baby sling over one shoulder, a grocery bag in one hand, and a two and a half year old in his other arm. Ella had informed him last minute that she had to be at home for a "very special surprise" and would not be able to swing by and pick up Mia from daycare that afternoon, leaving Archie to do the inevitable on his own. Ella's car was obnoxiously blocking the garage, leaving Archie to deal with a toddler and the front door on his own. It was easier said than done. His keys were shoved at the bottom of the diaper bag, his hold on his daughter was slipping, and  Mia's third round of 'Row Row Row Your Boat' was going strong. To top it off, Ella wasn't answering the doorbell or pointedly ignoring it. Archie sighed and set her down on the front stoop. "Sit -- I mean -- sorry, don't move." He finally pulled out his keys, shoved them into the door handle, and wrangled his toddler through the door, narrowly avoiding hitting her with a hockey stick on the way through. "Thanks for all your help today, El -- much appreciated!" he grumbled out sarcastically into the foyer before turning to set down all of his bags and finding her grinning at him from the doorway into the living room. He glared at her toothy smile, his glare quickly turning to suspicion. He'd seen that grin before. After she "accidentally" wolfed out in his room after he broke her barbie, that time she thought she was being sweet by asking some girl out for him and they spent the whole date talking about her cats, that one time she broke Auggie's television and blamed it on him....... Archie folded his arms across his chest, puffing slightly at the action. He might not have been a wolf like the rest of them but he was still the oldest and therefore the head of thiS HOUSE and honestly he was starting to get nervous."Whatcha hiding in there?" he finally plucked up the courage to ask before shoving past her into the living room and -- "Auggie?? Why?????"

[archiepayne-blog]