Arceus.
Don't turn me into a marketable plushie.
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FUUUUUUUU—

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Arceus.
Don't turn me into a marketable plushie.
...
FUUUUUUUU—
I get a few comments from trainers asking if me and Lysandre are a thing.
Nope. We just have a friendly bond that sometimes results in me throwing a chair at him for his stupidity.
BONJOUR...I'VE ENCOUNTERED A BIT OF AN ISSUE.
HYPOTHETICALLY, IF I PISSED OFF ABOUT 40 GYARADOS, WHAT DO I DO?
Well, it was Flareon who pissed them off but HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED, S'IL VOUS PLAIT!
HYPERSPECIFIC POLL!!!!!
Pursues Mega Evolution as a field of interest
Your younger brother is mistaken as your son by too many people
A Dragon specialist (technically)
Coffee addict
A host of any sorts
Acts as an older sibling figure for a large group of people
Makeup master (bonus point for eyeshadow expertise)
Has a thick accent
Lost a parent for any reason
Has a Mawile
Two or more of these
None of these/see result
Wahoo, poll! Four of these are mine, four are Pierre and two are ones that are joint for us!
Oui!
Bonjour, Professeur!! It is great to see you on here, even if you are not the.. uhh. Version of you from my part of the multiverse!
-@jacinthe-assistant
Ah, yes! Bonjour! Your suspicions are correct, I'm not the same Professor you're familiar with, haha.
There must be quite a few of you, huh?
Yep! Might need to ask my siblings if they know anything extra. Perhaps Alakazam knows something.
He is a very clever Pokémon, mon amour!
P R I D E
:D
Hello very small audience of viewers, you may be wondering where the fuck we've been? I say we because now both of us are back in Kalos.
I got a call about a hoard of Mega Stones in Hoenn, got excited and flew out. I got very caught up. ^^"
As for Pierre, he's gotten through all he wanted to do for now.
Mhm!
[Attached is a photo of a very full ribbon case.]
Bonjour!!!
I've been quite busy with my performance journey, earned myself a ribbon yesterday!
[Attached is an image of said ribbon, nicely held up by Sylveon. Klefki is happily spinning in the background.]