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[ michael → stephen ] no homo but like[ michael → stephen ] 12/10 would let you punch me again

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[ michael → stephen ] no homo but like[ michael → stephen ] 12/10 would let you punch me again
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noah → stephen: i just love you so much and i don’t deserve you and you’re good you’re GOLDEN and i don’t know why you’re with me but i don’t wanna think about life without you because it wasn’t good before i had you and if i didn’t have you again i think it would be worse knowing what i’m missing [sent @ 3:21 am]noah → stephen: i might spontaneously combust if you ever bring up me saying that [sent @ 12:03 pm]noah → stephen: but i meant it [sent @ 12:03 pm]noah → stephen: all of it [sent @ 12:04 pm]
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noah → stephen: this is weird and my hands keep getting sweatynoah → stephen: and my heart keeps racing and that hasn’t happened beforenoah → stephen: what does this fucking mean, millie, did i fucking play myself by doing this to himnoah → stephen: that was all meant for millie ignore that
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noah → stephen: i know you hate me.noah → stephen: i hate me, too.noah → stephen: but i loved you. i love you. noah → stephen: i can’t just stop loving you.
that last one made me think of this
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[12:12 pm] So I know things are awkward right now, but I have a real concern I need to address with you. [12:12 pm] Is...is the kissing cactus thing a kink?[12:12 pm] Terry told me he saw you staring down at my succulent garden for seventeen minutes yesterday before picking one up and kissing it[12:13 pm] It’s none of my business, but I think it’s something we should address as a club because the kissing cactus thing was funny the first few times, but you’ve been doing it without our prompting and I don’t want you to accidentally hurt yourself.[12:15 pm] You have your read receipts on, Stephen, I know you’re reading these. [12:16 pm] Stephen.
acedia
the moment noah tells her to, tracey says no.
but noah’s got that expression on his face, one that shows up once in a blue moon, pleading and apprehensive – and tracey gets it. she does. if she had to spend hours with padma, trying to remain professional about it, she would’ve flipped, too, hard. she gets it, but she doesn’t want to, but she knows she has to, because even though noah’s a piece of shit, they’re both pieces of shit, and even if tracey doesn’t want to admit it, she respects him. so she sighs, rubs at her eyes with her fingers, and says yes.
this does not mean she will not avoid him for as long as she can.
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“Stephen is like. Super nice and everything, but he’s also super dumb. It’s not a bad dumb though, it’s a nice dumb. He’s like one of those puppies who see his reflection in the mirror and think its a new friend and bump his head into the mirror trying to say hello.” Sue giggled, cuddling the potted gardenia plant in her arms close to her chest. “He’s really tall and has kissed most of the succulents in the greenhouse. I think it’s a kink. He hasn’t confirmed it yet, but I’m concerned.” She blinked, suddenly frowning. “But we’re not friends anymore because Noah hurt him. Me too. I-” She paused, pressing her lips together into a thin line. “I fucked up.”
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noah thinks he doesn’t like body shots. they’re a little ridiculous in theory.but when he looks at stephen, he realizes that he might love body shots.
he’s not sure how much he’s had to drink, but it must be a lot considering he agreed to this. that’s how it was last time, too — a wide grin splitting his face, his head light and whirling with wispy thoughts. laughs bubbled up through his lips at the suggestion of it, and nothing had felt quite this good in ages, so he said yes. of course, it was tracey doing a body shot off of him the last time, and stephen could hardly stand a conversation with him then, and this night is definitely, definitely a thousand times better than that one for at least a thousand-and-one reasons.
stephen’s laying on the table and noah presses the shot into his hand and slips the lime wedge in his mouth before glancing down with a grin. “ this night keeps getting better and better. ” his breath is warm on stephen’s neck when he licks a long stripe. he sprinkles the salt carelessly. most of it missed and —
“ missed a spot. ” he leans back down, one hand on the side of stephen’s face as he presses messy kisses to the other side of his jaw. he doesn’t bother adding more salt before he licks what’s there off.
he tips back the shot quickly, and pulls the lime from stephen’s mouth. he winces slightly at the burn of the alcohol in his throat but he doesn’t hesitate in offering him a sloppy smile.
he can still taste the salt and lime on his mouth as he leans in to kiss stephen again.
“ is it your turn now ? ”
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“Oi! Enough of this firewhiskey nonsense. I need tequila,” Parvati slammed her fist forcefully on the surface of the drinks table, knocking over a few cups but hardly noticing in her current state. After scanning the surrounding area, she finally noticed what appeared to be a nearly-empty tequila bottle and grabbed it greedily.
“Hey, care to join?” She caught the attention of the person standing nearest to her, which at that moment happened to be Stephen. “It’s only right that I do a shot with one of my wonderful hosts.” Parvati smiled, grabbing two plastic cups and divvying up the remaining tequila evenly between them. She handed Stephen one, and didn’t wait for a toast or a cheers before tossing the other right back down her throat.
“Mmm, disgusting. My favorite,” she grimaced.
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Hannah had originally planned on staying delightfully tipsy for the whole party, but somehow she’d gotten to this point. It was the games, and the good company, and the way she kept getting thirsty. She didn’t mind, not right now, that she was absolutely hammered.
She was hardly the only one.
With a bottle of — well, she wasn’t sure what it was, she was making her way through the room, in search for the perfect body. Eyes fell on Stephen, then, and she grinned. “Oi, cap!,” she yelled, moving over and looking him up and down. “Lie down. I wanna do a body shot. You can take one from me once I’m done.”
And soon enough, Stephen Cornfoot lied on his back. Hannah pulled his shirt up, poured some liquor beneath his navel and moved quickly, licking most of it up and whooping. “Heck yeah!” A laugh burst past her lips then and she staggered, falling on a sofa ( half-deliberately ) and pulling up her shirt. “Wanna have a go?”