OH MY FUCK GUYS. GUYS THE MOST DEVASTATING AND MORTIFYING EVENT HAPPENED HERE. I WAS PLAYING BG3 (AS ONE DOES) AND KARLACH WAS LIKE ‘LET’S GO ON A DATE’ AND I SAID UES ABSOLUTELY (AS ONE *DOES*).
ANYWAY MY DAD’S IN HERE BUT THAT’S CHILL BC THIS IS HIS OFFICE RIGHT SO. THAT’S CHILL. BUT YEAH DATE’S OVER, MY TAV (SIRIUS) AND KARLACH ARE KISSIN I’M LIKE ‘OH SICK, THIS IS CUTE :3’
IT FADES TO BLACK. FADES BACK IN. THEY’RE STARTING A SCENE (TM).
AT THE EXACT MOMENT TAV ASS IS REVEALED MY BROTHER ENTERS THE ROOM!!! SO I FUCKING SHRIEKED AND FUMBLED TO QUIT THE GAME. IN MY PANIC I FORGOT THAT I COULD JUST. YK. TAB OUT. SO EVERYONE (ME. MY DAD. MY LITTLE BROTHER.) SAW MY TAV’S ASS 😭😭😭
I AM STILL SHAKING. I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK I HAD TO *LEAVE* I SOBBED STRAIGHT UP 😭😭😭😭
